Scary Movie. Spinoffs.

Alright. Scary Movie really sucked.

I mean, for one thing, it was mostly a paradoy of Scream, which was largely a satarical film.

So I was alright with that. Time has passed. Nobodys saying 'wassssssup' anymore.

But in the past couple years, they've come out with sequels and copy cat flicks of this paradoy genre which has no jokes at all.

Now they're comming out with Meet The Spartans.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1073498/

So just so you all know, if I ever think that any of you have paid money for this flick, I will publicly shun you, and try to give you a wedgie if you live close.

 

It's shit, all shit.

There is only one man who can pull of a spin-off:

Leslie Nielsen.

 

Eh, anything he did after Dracula Dead And Loving It kinda lost it's luster.

And I'm including DDALI

 

And a charlie horse from me. Sadly, about half of my friends want to see it. I punched them all.

 

I just think that the fact that these movies are made, that there is some mind out there who says "hey, this is a great idea" and then they take them somewhere and people are like "wow, this is an awesome idea" and then they spend all this money on it and people actually go watch them and these movies become SUPER famous, well it all makes me really sad. I feel very sad for humanity.

 

He did have a few shitty movies.

And a few hilariously shitty movies.

But mostly hilarious movies.

I'm gonna watch "Airplane" tonight.

 

I guarentee it will suck as much as anything ever.

I'd rather marathon Jesse Dylan (the genuis behind American Wedding) flicks.

 

dont forget the classic, forbidden planet...

 

What about mel brooks?

 

American Wedding : True American Genius

Ok.

...and Mel Brooks!

 

Meet the Spartans is gonna suck as bad as the other thirty movies of it's kind before. If there is anything at all that's actually funny about this movie (there isn't) it will be in the commercials and trailers. Which, of course, will be played to death.

 

just throwaway cheaply made lowest common denominator movies that will take in double what they cost to produce

 

that movie looks so dumb. my one friend told me that she wanted to go and she wants me to go with her and i was like that movie looks no where near good and she was like we can get high before we go. im not going that movie doesnt even look good if even if you were high that movie would still be shitty.

 

Seriously, dumbest.fucking.movie.EVER.

 

Bring It On 2; which a girl I know described as Shakespeare adapted to the cheerleading world.

 

Also, any of the teen dancing movies in that Bring It On vein. They all piss me off.

 

except Bring it On itself, one of the best movies ever made

 

Hahaha horrible. But I want a wedgie anyway.

 

who pays for movies.

 

I do at theatres lol