It pays off to be a Stoner

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by xGreenBabyx, Jan 24, 2008.

  1. xGreenBabyx

    xGreenBabyx Member

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    Like 2 weeks ago my boyfriend and I kept on ordering from a local pizza shop. We did this almost everyday because we were high and too lazy to make something. Well last night a car pulled up and my boyfriend said it looks like the guy that brings us the pizza. It was. The local pizza shop gave us a thing for a free med. pizza. So it pays off to be a stoner.
     
  2. BudBill

    BudBill Dark Helmet

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    Score!!
     
  3. SOMK420

    SOMK420 Member

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    wow! i never thought i would hear a story about benefits of weed other than medecinal
     
  4. 420hipman

    420hipman Member

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    i used to sell weed to a delivery guy and he would bring me pizzas for free
     
  5. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    I gave a guy free food and he gave me some beer once
     
  6. Jadesmom810

    Jadesmom810 Lizard Queen

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    lol uhhh okay

    That's cool I guess, but it obviously doesn't pay that much!

    I cook all my meals even if I'm stoned. I think I spend more time on them actually when stoned.
     
  7. youngjoshuatree

    youngjoshuatree Banned

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    haha def. a score
     
  8. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Minus all the money that was spent on all the pizzas before that
     
  9. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    The place I work is right next to this incredably fancy thai resturant. were talking 18 dollars for the cheapest entre, duck, and all other kinds of fancy ingrediants. The owner of the place I work at used to work there, and I smoke with the owners of the thai place somtimes. Anyway, any time they mess up an order, or somone sends somthing back, they send the food over to whoevers working at the place i work. Somtimes they just call up cause they are in a good mood, and offer to make us somthing on the house. Its a preatty sick set up.


    has nothing to do with weed really. but free food kicks ass. :drool:
     
  10. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    hmn id say it breaks the wallet being a stoner, especially a lazy one. all the money you wasted on that pizza, i think it was a stratagy by the pizza guys. you get some free food, think they like you and you keep ordering more = they LOL @ you and your money for a piece of bread with cheese and toppings which you can make at home for 1/4 the price
     
  11. fox

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    my friend got 200 wings from wing stop for his bday last month. we blazed before we picked them up and the cashier was like you guys smell good, whyd you get 200 wings. and my buddy was like its my bday, so he asked how old and he said 19. i jokingly said no hes 21 cause they had beer, and he was like you guys want beer, i know what its like when youre high, so he sat us down and gave each of us a sam adams and a yuengling, no charge, underage, lol. our friends were jealous.
     
  12. daveykronick

    daveykronick Banned

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    thats when smoking really pays off lol good story.
     
  13. Ebene

    Ebene Mountaineer

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    Nice! I got a buddy that works at Little Ceasars so he gives me the employee discount which puts those Hot-N-Ready pizzas at $2.50 :D.

    This guy who owns a Quick Stop near me sells me three rillos for a dollar because I go in there at least once a day. HELL YEAH!
     
  14. M4N14C42O

    M4N14C42O Cannabis Connoisseur

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    ^haha i've got a buddy that works at little caesars aswell, nothing beats a $2.50 pizza.....unless of course its free ;)

    Back to the OP tho, granted you spent way more on the pizzas before than the cost of a med. pizza........it's still kickass to get free pizza!!

    EDIT:: Forgot to add, i used to work at a Nick-N-Willy's pizza place back in the day. This was when i first started smoking.......usually worked the closing shift and there was always leftover pizzas, salads, take-n-bake cookies and what not. Whatever wasn't used that day usually got distributed amongst the closing shift employees (usually 3-4 of us). Usually always ended up bringing pizza home for supper and a take-n-bake cookie for desert! Everynow and then id take home their Chicken Thai salad with spicy peanut dressing........pretty much the best salad i've ever had. Plus the crust on there pizza is EXCELLENT, so i was always sure to have some kind of munchie food or supper everyday i worked!
     
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    me and my friend were smoking a blunt at a tool concert and this guy came up to used and asked if he could take a couple puffs and he would buy us some beers, so we did. weed is so helpful.. congrats on your good fortune!
     
  16. skamikaze

    skamikaze Coffee Addict

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    i work at a fazolis right next to a taco bell and we trade food all the time, its so kickass when i blaze before work and get free taco bell.
     

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