No lunch money!

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by FallonSL, Jan 24, 2008.

  1. FallonSL

    FallonSL Member

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    So there I was at work with no money for lunch a few weeks ago. I was sure I had a $10 bill in my purse! I was so so hungry not having eaten any dinner the night before. The phone rang which is my boring job to answer. It was some Texan sounding man looking for my boss. One thing lead to another in talking with him, when he just came right out and told me I had a really cute sexy voice. Like I haven't heard that a zillion times over the phone before, so I just thanked him hoping he'd hang up soon. He told me he had a couple of estimates he needed to drop off real soon.

    I really didn't want to have to deal with him so I told him I was on my way out to lunch, and if he could drop them off later. He was insistent so I waited. Ten minutes later this 50ish looking man comes waddling into the office in full typical Texan attire right down to his shiny chrome tipped cow boy boots. It was easy to tell by the drool running out of the corners of his mouth and the way he was eyeing me like a hungry vulture he had the hots for me.

    He told me he hadn't eat lunch either so invited me to have lunch with him.
    Well not to look a gift horse in the mouth I accepted. I stuffed myself! When we got ready to leave I dug into my purse like I was going to pay for my meal, and just has I had thought he would he foot the bill. So I used him to get a free lunch and my boss gained a good business client as well. Someone whom he thought would be tough to get.
     
  2. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

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    Wicked. Thats one of the pro's of having tits.
     
  3. Moon_Beam

    Moon_Beam zaboravljas

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    And one reason not to use them
     
  4. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    aaah using others as puppets, manipulating th situation and getting something out of it with nothing to feel guilty about... sounds like something i would do :lol:

    *thumbsup* xD
     
  5. CrazybutLazy

    CrazybutLazy Banned

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    I'm going to be the first to call her a bitch.

    You're a bitch.
     
  6. Sitka

    Sitka viajera

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    How was not having a bill in your wallet a big deal? Don't you have interac or credit cards?
     
  7. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    I'd do it if i were hungry, not as likely to happen though.
     
  8. peaceful_son

    peaceful_son Member

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    hunger has driven me to do some strange things lol

    peace
     
  9. treehuggerT

    treehuggerT Member

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    Careful, you could be on a slippery slope...
     
  10. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Are you people on crack?

    The guy wanted to take her out, she let the guy take her out... and got some lunch of out it.

    Both enjoyed it.

    Good for them.
     
  11. Heywood Jablomi

    Heywood Jablomi Member

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    She got a free meal, and he got several long peeks at her breasteseses. Everyone wins!
     
  12. .trippin..

    .trippin.. Member

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    yeah i'd have to agree with that
     
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