Caught customer smoking

So tonight at work I was closing and we close at 10. There was a guy who was still eating food at 9:45 and went to the bathroom shortly later. He was in till like 9:59 and I was like damm this guy must be taking a huge shit or something and when I walked by the bathroom I could smell a fresh scent of mary jane. I waited by the bathroom and when he came out he was like duuude it recks in there dont smoke a blunt it smells too much. I was like dude are you seroius( and hes like 45 yrs old) I said you should have let me in on that homes. He was like come on back into the bathroom...he then pulled out another joint...

lol

 

i love old stoners

 

That's an amazing story, haha.

 

Right on

 

one time i pulled out a bottle of whiskey in back of a SubWay thinking the kids that worked there would be cool. whiskey and weed are different like that.

 

lol that actually might kinda freak me out

 

i think they were waiting on a revolver to come out next. lol.

 

Why can't shit like that ever happen to me?

 

haha i love stories like that. it reminds me of one time me and my dealer were smoking in his car in a fridays parking lot when the 45 year dude saw us and we thought he was gonna tell or something but he was just like "hey man, tokin some good reef?"

 

Man that's awesome. I work in a hotel at the front desk and there are a couple of guys I know are stonners, but I would not know how to approach them on it to see if they were cool or not.

 

One time I was in the Suncoast hotel (in vegas) and I went to the top floor no the elevator and we went out in the lobby and just reeeeeeked of mary jane, and there is this really old dude just standin there spacin out and i ask him "Was that you?" and he just started laughing and laughing, it was one of the funniest things I had ever seen.

 

Thats awsome Jake! haha I'd love to witness something like that..

 

lol

 

So the local del taco fast food joint my town has outside seating. So after we got our food me and 3 other friends sitting at the table packed our bubbler and smoked a couple bowls while eating our meal. The workers there saw us but never said anything. The del taco is right next to a big busy street and while I was hitting the bubbler a cop drove by haha.


I have smoked in amusement park bathrooms and on rides before too haha.

 

haha. my parents were busy gone somewhere. we were staying at a hotel. so I left my room and went to get some carl's Jr. So on the street back walking to the hotel I smell a crap load of weed and catch a car rolling their windows down and that thing was hot boxed fat. Once I get on the 3rd floor the hotel and start walking down the hallway toward my room I smell weed. Someone must have been smoking fat in their room. it smelt so strong almost as if someone had smoked in the hallway.

 

lol

 

haha this reminds me of the time I was snowboarding at the shitty little local hill we have here...on the 3 man lift my buddy and I are sitting beside some random and about 1/3 the way up he pulls out a regular plastic water bottle, but his glove was covering it so I figured it was just water. He then offered some to us...and thinking it was water we were just like no thanks...he takes the cap off and I catch a whiff and realize that it's whiskey (still didn't want any). He drops the cap off the lift and says "fuck! Now I have to finish it all!" This guy was already wasted and the bottle was probably about 2/3 full...so he chugged the rest and we got off the lift.

 

lmfao

 

at one of the places i use to work.. back before the smoking ban happened.. we would just pack hitter or a chillium and shoot pool and smoke weed.. never got caught.. no one ever said anything.. except for one time we were smoking and one of the workers from the screen printing shop next door was shooting pool with us and he goes to move a stool we had the pipe sitting on and he spins around the chair.. double takes.. looks at me and goes "is that yours!" and i go "well its not yours is it?" all dumb founded because i didnt know if he would tell the owner.. but he never said anything.. he was cool about it

 

I wish I had a story like that . I work at mcdonalds and today I was handing food for drive through and this chick that comes through every morning has this tiled interior in her car. Its pretty cool interior but you always no its her coming well today as she was pulling away she had a metal pipe in her hand. It's kind of wierd honestly we get a lot of people that come in every single day even sometimes 2 or 3 times a day.