in case of extreme medical emergency, what would you do?

i would call mary kate olsen

 

Wonder what lode's doing.

 

I believe the correct answer would be to get nekkid.

 

I'd call mary kate too, theres no limit to what a washed up child star can do

 

I'd probably be causing a medical emergency elsewhere, and be unable to help.

 

then i would clean up all evidence of illegal activities while i was waiting on the private security firm that mary kate so thoughtfully called to arrive and decide to call a ambulance..

 

You know those Olsen girls are in tight with the best cleaners.

Poor Brittney was just too stupid to hire one.

 

and then i would anxiously await the toxicology reports

 

the story being bandied about is that the reason they're not pressing charges against the massuese is because ledger was obviously dead before any calls were made anyway.

and mary kate isn't washed up. she's got LOADS of money.

 

I got a Mary Kate and Ashley hairbrush for Xmas. Musta cost 20 bucks. They got FU money.

 

their children's clothes line is ACTUALLY cute, and not slutty. WHAT A MIRACLE!!

 

i've never worn any of their clothing line and don't know much about it but from what i hear, whatever pile of money she has, its getting much bigger

 

well, you know, i don't know how to sew and have no talent for fashion. but i swear, i see the ugliest, sluttiest crap available for BABIES. it's kinda nice that they're supplying a line of cheap clothes that are cute, colorful and young. who wants to dress a little girl up as a grown up?