i hate peeing outside in the winter time..

so you're drinking in the car with a few friends in the middle of the parking lot before you go inside the club.. cause it saves money..

then after a while, you gotta realllllyy go...

you think, nah, maybe i can hold it.

a couple minutes pass by, and you're dying to go!!

then all the guys go pee with out a problem..

they're like.. go behind that building, no one will see...

finally, you're like ALRIGHT FINE!!

everywhere is filled with snow, but then you find that one peeable corner.

so you unzip your pants, squat, and let it all out..

then all of a sudden your feet start slipping from that hidden ice underneath all that snow..

at the same time, you see your pee moving towards your nice shoes

you try to move, but your drunk, and the ice is making you slip towards the wrong places.

and THEN you managed to get away from your pee.

that is all. i didn't touch the pee. but i COULD'VE... and that is the whole point of my story. the end.

 

Yeah, almost touching pee is DEFINITELY not cool hahaha

 

I like to write offensive words in the snow in public places with my stream of freedom

 

You don't have to waste toilet paper when you've got mounds of freshly fallen snow.

 

Yeah, thats gotta be a little cold.....

strangely arousing, but really cold

 

try peeing in minus 18, with wind and 4 layers of clothing on while the men are waiting for you to go. fucking awful.

 

I used to have these disposable thingies that allowed a woman to pee standing up without getting any pee at all on herself. It works.

 

I like making stickman piss portraits in the snow.

 

i pee outside all the time, keeps the bathroom clean and doesn't waste water to flush toilet

 

it sucks that those aren't more widely distributed.

 

I know! I found them in this hippy store in Spain.. haven't seen them anywhere else! But the package looked like it was imported from America..

 

yeah, i saw it once, but women get so silly about their biological functions. i mean, if you can completely avoid sitting on a public toilet, wouldn't you be all for it?

 

you did touch pee it was inside you...

 

I read in a U.K magazine about this woman who I quote "drinks her own pee as a tonic".. that's pretty sick

 

yeah, why don't you jsut have a bloody mary if you want salt and more alcohol?

 

we im a guy and i know its diffrent. i like to pee outside cause i like to watch steam come off my pee.

 

i love peeing outside in the winter

write stuff in the snow

 

Yes, peeing outside in the winter is awesome.

I wish it wasn't illegal to piss outside around campus. There are some awesome pissing spots around campus.

Oh sad sad world.

 

i've pissed on the "sacred ground" on my campus

 

dave makes a point of find new and fascinating places to mark with his urine. *sigh* it drives me crazy.