Do you wipe your ass standing up or sitting down?

Am I the only one who thinks ass wiping is gross? O.O

 

no. but we all have to do it or we'll actually be completely disgusting.

 

i gotta admit, though, after changing as many diapers as i have in the course of my life, it just doesn't bother me like it used to.

 

There is another option instead of ass wiping
its ass washing LOL

 

not in the average american house. we dont' have bidets.

i have wondered extensively, though, how do you keep the sprayer of the bidet sanitary if there's shit and piss falling into the bowl? i've always wondered.

 

It's kinda amazing how people think that it's gross.

Are you really that out of touch with the beast inside you?

We are animals after all... we shit. Never did bother me.

 

Its not gross. Its just something that isnt suppose to be discussed.

 

Well its installed in the toilet itself so it just goes down with the other crap, there are separate bidets, I've been wondering about those too myself

 

Yes it is.

I love to shit. I actually just took a shit. I didn't have to wipe though, because it came out smoothly. I did wipe just for the sake of wiping though. Wasting paper just gives me a sense of security and power.

 

well, still, how do you keep the sprayer clean? i've always wanted a way to feel cleaner, but i can't feel clean if i can't see how the water nozzle is seperate and completely sanitary. i don't want regular toilet water spraying my incredibly valuable female bits. i'd rather keep using wet wipes.

 

Too much info, but okay...
Its not like you can gross me out or anything.

 

dave's family is obsessed with discussing shitting at all times and at all places. including dinner. it was hard to deal with, but now i can eat my bowl of clam chowder while dave describes his intense vommitting up of snot.

 

sounds like my family...

 

it is gross. For something to be gross it doesn't have to be unnatural, otherwise shit...nothing would be gross. Gross is a relative concept and id have to say that compared to the finer things in life, shit and ass wiping are GROSS. Shit has a GROSS odor. Now that we've cleared that up..I wipe sitting down, is there any other way!? People actually stand up to wipe? odd.

 

Yeah, me and my friends talk about shitting pretty damn openly.

But, we're all skinny so we shit alot.

Good for us.

Especially since we're all hot and skinny.

I don't know where I'm going with this.

 

I do it standing. That is the only way to not lose my balance.

How often?

 

you don't have to explain it, we already know. we're just too juvenile to care.

 

Is this some sort of shit fetish ya got there rak?

 

i bet really really fat people shit a lot, too. i mean, they are processing more food.

 

Probably not, unless they eat massive amounts.

They have a slower metabolism... which should mean less shittin'.

I ain't no doctor though, no ma'am... so I might just be talking shit.