Stupid Shit you do stoned that you later realize was an utter waste of time.

The other day me and my buddys hella high (we smoked a good amount then realized we had enough for 4 bowls left but that wouldnt be enough for another session so we just hit em)
and we played GH3 during my buddys turn i was trying to make my eyes go to seperate directions
it got to the point that i passes on my GH3 turn to keep trying
i was decently stoned for 3.5 hours and spent the whole time trying to make one eye go one way and the other the oethr way

in the end i got it, and i can now do it, but it was a waste of time
anyone else have any similar storys?

 

Lol I dunno bout simliar but one time we went to the pet store and 2 of my friends adopted 2 hamsters while we were pretty baked and the next day one of them returned it thinkin it was waste of time and the other ones got lose somewhere in his house and he found it dead in the bottom liner of his couch like 5x the original size it was when it got lost. Lol I dunno thought it was pretty funny

 

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no time's wasted when you're wasted all the time.

 

I don't think I do anything stupid or wasteful while stoned. I may take longer than usual to do it though.

 

Writing. When Im high I believe any idea or story I come up with is sooooo fucking amazing, but when I read it back a few hours later its aweful.

 

i was really stoned one time when i wanted to make some bomb ass cereal around 2 in the morning. i get some cheerios, pour it in a bowl, top it with strawberries and banana's, and add a little sugar. it was looking so bomb i couldn't wait to eat it right then and there. BUT i needed milk to top it all off. so i open the fridge and guess what? no more mothafucken milk left. i was so pissed i was ready to cry. but then i see a can of whip cream, and thought "hmmm..strawberries and bananas go excellent with whip cream." so after i cover the top of my cereal bowl with whip cream i get a spoon and proceed to take a bite.
it was so disgusting i wanted to throw up.
apparently the strawberry's were like 5 months old and tasted terrible. so that was basically a complete waste of time and highness.

 

^^ haha blurgh.

i attempted to eat spoiled salami, spoiled ham, spoiled milk < all sorts of things.but i know the dissapointment of wanting and not getting, i was watchin a film baked, and all i could think about was my haagen daaz carton, it took 10min to gather the energy to go downstrais and pick it up, i open the feezer and a flashback of the niht before kicks in where i eat all of it xD i was so pissed off, had to do with a glass of water instead

 

Ha, Pharma - me too. This is the most interesting story idea ever! Next day: I spent two hours writing about a talking fence?

I always get these ideas, like "I have to reorganize the napkins!" and then it takes me an hour to do it and afterwards they're way more fucked up than they were when I started.

 

that is NOT a waste of time

 

I always get lost driving when I am high and come in late and also waste a TON of gas and $$$ on food

 

Man, ya know how peanut butter and chocolate are really good together? Well, one time I was gonna make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but I didn't have any jelly. But before closing the refrigerator, I spotted some chocolate syrup. So I ended up making a peanut butter and chocolate syrup sandwich... And it was fucking disgusting! I threw that nasty shit away after one bite. Never again...

 

the countless hours i spend laying on my bed listening to music high.

yup

 

Im high now and Im thirsty but there no water and I dont wanna get tap water because its never as cold as bottled and i dont wanna put ice in it beacuase there only 2 ice cubes in the ice cube tray and i dont wanna refil it.

And I broke my favourite glass today

 

I don't do stupid shit while I'm stoned. I do the same stuff stoned as I do when I'm not stoned.

 

Last saturday afternoon I was quite baked and quite hungry so I got a bagel out of my freezer, heated it up in the microwave and then coated both sides in some nice cream cheese. After this I went down to my basement, turned on the tv and sat on the couch.


Around this point I start noticing a pretty bad odor like wet dog mixed with feet mixed with dog breath. I looked around for the source and saw nothing, so I took a bite of my bagel. The first thing I noticed is that the bagel had become rock hard, so I had to rip and tear to get a piece off.

All of a sudden that odor from earlier gets much stronger but now it is accompanied by a terrible taste, which made me realize that the cream cheese must be quite expired. At this point I was gagging and feeling extremely angry so I washed away the taste and smell with a beer and some more weed, thus ending a very disgusting adventure.

 

man im OCD about expiration dates, if it is the day, its in the trash, no exceptions. if i see mold in a loaf of bread(like a little bit) its in the trash. i dont fuck around with that shit. my parents do get pissed, cuz ill go through the fridge nd thow a whole bunch of shit away.

as for wasting time? there was that one girl that i dated for a month, i only liked her around when i was high, then i went through a dry spurt and dumped her ass

 

^^
haha i had a girlfriend i only talked to when i was high
i later realized we had nothing in common

 

DAM DAM DAM! That's crazy that you say that because I was hanging out at my friends house and we'd been smokin all day than one of my bro comes over with a quarter and we blazed it up. Then my one friend thats a girl all the sudden moves her head and looks at me and made her one eye look up and the other one look down. It was so trippy, but she couldn't do it a second time though.

 

my girlfriend mentioned something about us baking a cake but i misunderstood her and thought there was cake in the fridge...
well after i walked to the fridge and there was no cake i cried