Predicament, Need Advice.

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Hamtana, Feb 1, 2008.

  1. Hamtana

    Hamtana Banned

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    so heres the dealio.

    Me and my sister have been smoking together for a few years, shit mellows me out and it's become apart of my life, i'm not hooked but smoking a blunt is one of lifes many joys for me right up their with studying string theories and classical art some of the ol' ludwig van can never go wrong either.

    Anyway, me and my sister( she's my half sister) been smoking up together for years, we're pretty close...lately( past 4 months) I've been having sexual urges towards her while im high, I dunno why maybe it brings out the true me and sometimes I feel like I'm gonna just grab her by the throat and straddle that bitch.

    I think I'm in danger of doing something that I might regret, but at the same time I don't know if I can give up our smoking sessions.

    So I wanna know is their any weed out there that will turn me gay to avoid this troublesome predicament?
     
  2. California Bud

    California Bud Member

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    Why dont you just rape your cousin, if you get in trouble just say you were high and would never do such a thing sober.
     
  3. Fido 14

    Fido 14 Banned

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    dam you're in a predicament that only the wisest of the mythical cat enthusiasts could tame. i suggest the diar method, it relieves the fatty omega 3 acids which transpires through your sonic bedsheets
     
  4. Hamtana

    Hamtana Banned

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    I'm so sexually infatuated by my sister that I often use her filthy panties as rolling paper and smoke my weed in them.

    It's like i'm on a higher plane of existence when I do this, praise vishnu.
     
  5. Quantex

    Quantex Member

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    that blows man. i dont know of any homesexual pot.
     
  6. Jadesmom810

    Jadesmom810 Lizard Queen

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    Well I would have taken your first post seriously, until what you said about using her underwear as papers.. So I'm not even going to bother saying anything more.
     
  7. California Bud

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    Im not sure if there is any homo pot, but if there is, i suggest you search for some on Castro Street, San Francisco.
     
  8. Hamtana

    Hamtana Banned

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    I'm sorry but are you accusing me of fabricating this story? what a terrible thing to say.

    I guess I was wrong looking for help on a forum where 90% of the members are faggots and the other 10% are celibate chipmunks.
     
  9. Hamtana

    Hamtana Banned

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    I'm thinking of getting a gay priest to bless my pot and maybe release his semen in it, i'm not entirely sure but if my theory is correct that would turn me gay if I smoked it.
     
  10. Jadesmom810

    Jadesmom810 Lizard Queen

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    yea okay lol. Keep talking like that and your ip address will be banned real quick.
     
  11. Fido 14

    Fido 14 Banned

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    what colour is your labia?
     
  12. lucjl volcin

    lucjl volcin Senior Member

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    ^^ fuck you
     
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