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Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Fido 14, Feb 1, 2008.

  1. Hamtana

    Hamtana Banned

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    Take your own advice and pay attention in geography, perhaps even learn to navigate you way around a vagina, one things for sure, you don't know how to smoke weed, imposter.
     
  2. Fido 14

    Fido 14 Banned

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    tothedome1, i called a hooker and your mom picked up
     
  3. How_do_u_want_it

    How_do_u_want_it Member

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    Let me hit up my blunt in the yay area and find a hooker by the name of greenbaby
     
  4. Fido 14

    Fido 14 Banned

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    that's rather nise of you, but u need some ham expertise
     
  5. Mother's Love

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    Fido 14 (you dog... haha) you have managed to irritate a few people.

    It would be terribly unwise to smoke pot and attempt a blow job at the same time. someone WILL get burned, and guys have a lot more to set fire to, ya know?

    If you have no access to females who are not hookers, move. If you want to be a decent guy, ask a girl first if she minds. Its not polite to light up with a new date without asking, some people have allergies.

    I am willing to have a logical conversation with you, but by "27" you should know at least a few of these things. I suspect you are closer to, maybe 14.
     
  6. How_do_u_want_it

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    Sorry i dont speak Spanish
     
  7. tothedome1

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    yeha man lets make like 4 accounts on this stoner forum and say a bunch of fake gangster shit it will be so funny!...man i cant believe how fuckin cool we are man! yeah!
     
  8. Fido 14

    Fido 14 Banned

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    I thank you for the rather marvelous advice. However, you are quite wrong on the BJ and smoking part. It is plausible for a female to take hits and afterwards suck my glans penis. So that way the smoke and the tongue can satiate my glans penis. You see?
     
  9. Mother's Love

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    I was remarking as to the simultaneous smoke and blow. you said "while" implying that both actions are occurring at the same time. two objects that have mass can not occupy the same space at the same time.

    the only thing i can see as being a problem, would be the suction itself. the smoke could burn, plus most men don't enjoy a "blow" job. sucking efficiently and keeping the smoke in the mouth would require great artistry, and that would be difficult to find in the average woman. for clearer understanding, try partially inflating a balloon, and try giving it a bj with smoke in your mouth, you can do it in private, and you will understand the physical difficult present in what you described.
     
  10. Fido 14

    Fido 14 Banned

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    Now why would someone do that? I hope people are not easily persuaded by the likes of your troublemaker self.
     
  11. Fido 14

    Fido 14 Banned

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    Well the action that I've stated before can easily be done. The artistry can be explained thusly. Position the spliff half way into the female's mouth, and also insert the penis half way into the mouth. Light the spliff and then she may puff while managing her tongue or saliva around the penis. Thus, she could be taking a hit and giving a BJ at the same time. I agree most girls could not do it, but I'm an idealist, and I look to perfect my ideals in real life.
     
  12. Mother's Love

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    well, you might just live a long and lonely life without your perfect woman. You must truly be dedicated to your ideals to be willing to let a woman try this incredible feat, what with the burning and all. good luck to you.
     
  13. onishabu

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    your pretty effin offensive bro. green baby was trying to help you out and you were rude to her. your not cool for smoking in the 80's your not a badass, your probobly some fucking retard. get off this site. we dont need little shits like you here. got that.

    o and from the way you talk about women im surprised you can even get a girlfreind. .are you sure its not really you dog youve been screwin.
     
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