Wierd, but embarrasing thing that happens when i get baked

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by California Bud, Feb 1, 2008.

  1. California Bud

    California Bud Member

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    Well, most of you will just laugh at me and not believe me but i have a seriously problem that i have never heard of. I have been smoking for like a month straight and everytime i get blazed i get a erection! And this erection lasts as long as my high does!! So i get a 3 hour erection. I know! Its crazy! I understand that when you blaze, blood goes to your head, but does it also go to your penis? This is like when viagra goes wrong and you get a erection that lasts for hours straight!! It really is a problem i cant just jackoff the whole time im high. I hate when i smoke with my friends and i get a boner smoking with them i feel all gay and shit. So can someone please give me advice or something because either the boners stop, or i stop smoking weed.

    -California Bud
     
  2. Fido 14

    Fido 14 Banned

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    circumcision
     
  3. ishade32

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    i tried looking online for you man but cant find any medication for that. but i didnt look very long. Maybe its the weed? have you tried different strains?
     
  4. Hamtana

    Hamtana Banned

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    Hm, while your smoking and you're hard a good cure is to let your friends smoke your cock.

    My pops told me that anyway and hes a pretty cool guy eh smokes crack and doesnt afraid of anything
     
  5. tothedome1

    tothedome1 Member

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    alright this is for sure, all of these brand new screen names are the same person trying to fucking be funny and its not. besides ishade though
     
  6. Jadesmom810

    Jadesmom810 Lizard Queen

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    lol that is quite the predicament eh?

    I can understand why'd you be embarrased by this. I don't have a solution for you though. I guess you'll just have to stop smoking with those buddies until you can get a handle on this situation.
     
  7. California Bud

    California Bud Member

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    Maybe i should get a boner before the smoke session, so then when im high it was have an opposite effect and i wont have a stiffy for hours, But i like jacking off alot when im high, so i dotn know if that would work out.
     
  8. pizzicatofive

    pizzicatofive Member

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    Maybe its not the weed, but its your subconscious feelings for your buddies that you smoke with, eh? :p But seriously!
     
  9. Jadesmom810

    Jadesmom810 Lizard Queen

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    That's what I was thinking too. I'm sure this hamtam is just some guy trying to get a rise out of us, but I'm not sure about the op here yet. Probably the same guy.Why do I waste my time ? lol
     
  10. tothedome1

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    hey jadesmom check out the pot pot pot thread its just like this one but worse
     
  11. Fido 14

    Fido 14 Banned

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    What are you, an equivocated filibuster or something? Speak cordially in my presence.
     
  12. California Bud

    California Bud Member

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    ok i have been on this forum for awhile and i am not those other guys, those other guys just registered today when i registered in early January
     
  13. Fido 14

    Fido 14 Banned

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    listen, i'm not california bud, but i am tothdome
     
  14. California Bud

    California Bud Member

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    I knew it! GTFO!!!
     
  15. Skreech

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    omg.

    this kid i was just blazing with told me something about this. his friend would get an erection. do you live in north carolina? or is it that common?
     
  16. California Bud

    California Bud Member

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    Yes i live in North America, it is a serious problem!
     
  17. Hamtana

    Hamtana Banned

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    Yeah im from north carolina, call me lenardo baker.
     
  18. veroness

    veroness There's only one :)

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    can you just tuck it in your belt or something? maybe you have erotic feelings for weed. did you smoke with a girl your first time?
     
  19. Fido 14

    Fido 14 Banned

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    his dick might be big
     
  20. California Bud

    California Bud Member

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    what he said.^ And no, i dont smoke with girls, they always hog blunts and use you for your weed!
     

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