i need your body hair

i've been thinking about covering my biycle with some sort of hair.. i want your shaved off body hair to glue onto my bike.

 

Including the ornamental poo balls?

sold, $50

 

does that mean you're sending me your hair and dingleberries AND 50 bucks?

 

Awesome, so if you're gluing my body hair on you'll get...


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I already sold my pubes, and other than that, I'm pretty much a toilet seat.

 

yea, right after you send me $100 bux

 

forget the money.. just mail me the body hair

 

but freebies go against my philosophy....

we must trade, what do you have to offer?

 

i'll pull you around the block in the kid trailer once its done.

body hair = one free ride

 

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Tweezed or cut?

IMO hit this guy up:

 

why exactly hair? thats it quite an odd thing to glue onto a bike.

 

shaved off hair will do.

i'm covering it in hair so i can pretend it's my horse and feed it hay.

 

I only have hair on my head to offer you.. but that's worth maybe 5000 bucks.

 

What if the bike is allergic to hay? What if the bike is allergic to hair?? What if the horse-bike kicks you, are you going to sue us who have donated to the cause?

 

horse-bike? that is genius.

 

where do i send it?

could any special detailing be done with finger and toe nails?

 

how about dog hair? i'm going to brush my dog today

 

I've grown a nice batch of body hair, just name the body part and i'll gladly shave some for you

 

This sounds like a job for Ebay.

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yes, send all the body hair to my house. i talked this over with my bicycle already and it agrees that being a human body hair bicycle-horse is much cooler than just being a bike.

and it's gonna be human hair.. not deer hair! who ever heard of a deer hair bicycle? thats just crazy talk! no dog hair either! human hair only!

 

How about just hanging out at a barbershop and offer free clean up and disposal services?