have you ever got anything lost and/or stuck in your bunghole?

i work for almost five years in a hospital emergercy room, on the graveyard shift from 11:00 pm to 08:00 am, and almost always, weekends and holidays. it was a quite common occurence, to either have people brought in by ems, or come in on their own, with all kinds of crap, either lost and/or stuck in and/or on their buttholes, dicks, and pussys. have you ever had this happen to you? so that you needed help, to get whatever it was off and/or out of you? if so, what was it? i've never have had it happen to me. after seeing so much of it, and what the doctors had to do, to get the stuff off and/or out... i learned my lesson quite well!

 

A guy i know got his mums vibrator stuck up his ass and his muscles tightened and he couldnt get it out..Eventully had to get his mum , who got an ambulance and he had to go to hospital...They only live in a small community, so a nurse told someone then the whole community knew, though he dosnt know that..gets known locally as buzz !!!

 

Let's hear some of the stories you know, blackcat!

 

You are absolutely right. Same experiences, different job, different ER.

 

i got a dildo stuck up there after coming home ahd getting really horny- it wnet to deep and got stuck!

i tryed to get it out then phoned the gf- she came round and tryed to help me, even ended up with her hand up my ass but to no avail, the x-ray before they removed it was pretty dam funny but at the time i was so bludy scared!

 

untss, untss, untss!

I wanna' hear these stories. Especially the ones from the ER...