42 things to hate about New England.

I don't even really like football but i am just glad the uppity bitches of the new england region might conceivably shut the fuck up

The play where manning was almost sacked, threw the pass, and the guy caught it against his helmet was like the best I have ever seen

I hope it hurt

 

That's how they got to the Superbowl: bothering Garcia, Homo, and Favre.

 

HA! Are you kidding? Two weeks til baseball!

New England fans: we can always find something to not shut the fuck up about.

 

fuck the motherfucking red sox too...how hard is it to win when you spend 4 times the average salary for a team

 

No way! Average payroll looks like it's somewhere around the 80s. Here's the USA today article where I found this:
http://asp.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/salaries/totalpayroll.aspx?year=2007

So that means we're not even spending twice as much as the average team!

What's that? Fuck us anyway? ...okay, good point.

 

wow, not even spending double the average team?

you guys are just plain awesome now

awesome people that talk like retards

 

come on G...

you know i aint going to shut up

 

you are the only guy I like from up there

doesn't bother me

 

I'm just kidding around, Seamonster. I totally get why people are sick of the Red Sox, believe me.

In fact, want to know a secret? Sometimes I wish I was a fan of a team that didn't have the second-biggest payroll in baseball. Sometimes it's kindof annoying for us, too.

But c'est la vie...I'm a Bostonian through and through.

 

i don't even like football, i just had the game on to know when to flush the toilet

 

thats cool

now I like you too

wheres that one weird guy, hotwater or whatever his name is

i want to rub it in

You and Fitzy are much cooler than him

 

I'm hungry.

 

Ha HA, whoever hotwater is: seamonster likes me and Fitzy better! IN YOUR FACE!

Fitzy: I'm going to spring training! Envy me!

Penny: Me too, and there's basically nothing I can do about it. Lame.

 

wait I just realized I had chinese food in my fridge.. yay!!

I kinda wanted egg-salad though. oh well. next time.

 

Oh, way to rub it in, Penny. I would kill for some Chinese food.

 

anybody interested in having sex with an older hungover dude right now?

 

who? you? okay but only if I'm on top

 

Only if you bring me Chinese food.

Edit: I just checked out Penny's pictures and she's way prettier than me anyway. You should probably go with her. Sigh...I guess I'll go back to looking at pictures of Jacoby Ellsbury and rhymically pressing my thighs together.

 

fuck the red sox........


its all about the red BIRDS......

cant wait for baseball season to start.

 

well done and done

i like all different types of girls, not just super hot French ones