i feel like kicking someone's ass.

talk me down, people. i haven't even picked out anyone yet. i'm just angry for no stupid reason.

and i'm beginning to think that if they remake the ghostbusters movie, i should try out for the Stay Puft Marshmallow man. i think i stand a good chance.

 

go ahead and take it out on me


I am just happy to be alive so it doesn't matter other than that

 

well that wasn't helpful. now i'm all bummed that someone is happy to be alive and i wanna kill someone.

 

I am always happy to be alive because i am terrified of death..and there is no getting around death occuring

how did I get into this predicament?

 

*glances over glasses as gary*

i'm not sure, but i'm pulling out the paraphenalia.

*checks list*

 

Hell... deal with it or take it to a bar and find someone deserving of your wrath. that's what i do

 

i'm not good with talking people down

i can say sweet little diddys and give great hugs though

 

Tell me who first and I decide if they live or die.

No actually you will, but I'll advise you.

 

kill some bacteria, gargle with mouthwash

 

i'm not even having a bad day. women like me are why i'm not voting for hillary.

 

Women like you are EXACTLY why I'm voting for HIllary.

I don't expect a man to get you under control...

 

i'd have them running scared for sure.

 

Ugh I also feel like kicking someones ass.

 

ooohh weee, are we kicking someone's ass?

*pulls out list and glasses*

I've been waiting for this....

 

I've been in a pissy mood all day. So I'm not sure I can help you.

 

theres a someone special who I am wanting to verbally harrass very seriously but it would do nothing good for me ugggggghhh

 

Here in Australia, the sun is shining, its a beautiful 31 degrees celsius, I'm about to take a dive in the pool, and we are expecting the same sort of weather for the next couple of weeks......
Would you like to kick my ass now?

 

nah. you deserve a good summer at least once a year.

i'm havin a beer.

 

Cheer up MKC.
Have one for me.

 

oh, beer?

*puts away list*

That works too