What gets you laughing?

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shoving handfuls of cornflakes in my mouth whilst humming and staring into the distance.
and then i step into the third person and laugh at myself

 

haha, classic

 

i can travle beetween tenses also...right now im a past perfect participle

 

i do the munch selection face aswel followed by the long arm reachy strech so the person on the till doesn't notice how much i smell like bhong water

 

haha yeh, and the obligotory 'drop all your change all over the floor' move.

 

i started laughing like crazy since i was stoned at judo practice. i was sitting there and couldnt stop laughing

 

This is gonna sound incredibly immature but it got me laughing good. I was skiing this past weekend with 2 friends and we were off trail burning a bowl when I dropped my ski poles in the snow and they left pretty much the perfect impression of a cock. I then drew a guy attached to said cock so it was a guy stanting there with a massive erection. I wasnt really laughing yet just sort of entertaining myself. Then my other buddy who was carving something out of a chunk of snow, that ended up looking alot like a dog placed the dog below the cock. Then out of the blue some dude comes skiing by (which took us by surprise because we were off trail) and he spurts out "Hey is that a dog getting cummed on?" We all burst out into a gigantic fit of laughter.

Then later that day we were talking on the lift about the salem witch trials and how ridiculous they were. Then we were like man good thing skiing wasnt invented during that time because that guy woulda gotten burnt at the stake. Then my buddy brendan goes "Hey did you hear about bob? He says hes gonna go slide down that mountain. He's fuckin crazy let's burn him." That got me laughing pretty good as well.

 

Haha when i am really blazed it makes me laugh when the tv goes blurry..the other night it did it for some reason and i almost died

 

Weird shit makes me laugh. Like if I see something totally dysfunctional and out there on tv, or in real life I just can't help but to crack up. And of course everything that makes normal humans feel weird makes me laugh too. Like when some people are less than normal, and act funny. I know it's not cool to make fun of those kind of people, but sometimes you can't help it.

And I love laughing at our human nature mistakes. Just when someone does something silly, and it strikes a cord in you. I love that feeling.

 

watching the special olympics lol jp

 

having a really nerdy friend tell you jokes that aren't funny...

he thinks that his jokes are so funny.. and nobody laughs...

then he realizes a little while into the silence that his jokes suck..

and hes all like.. fine.. nevermind.. its stupid..

THATS when i laugh.. i dont know why... lol

and certain skits from Kids in the Hall.

 

2 things

when ppl catch me rockin out hardcore with my headphones(dancing, air guitar)

or if ppl catch me having a staring contest with Beelz my crazy possessed stuffed monkey.(ill post a pic sometime)

 

Usually, if I'm with a group of friends and someone says something really random and uncalled for... oh man, that always gets me.

e.g. Me: So I was watching tv last night and-
Friend: *cutting me off* SHUT UP!

I don't know why, but these kind of things are so unnexpected, it's just halarious.

And there's also great shows like south park or family guy.. or the best of them all that gets me laughing so hard is It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia; they do the dummest things in that show, it's unbelievable.

 

I sound like a jerk for this.
But one time me and my friend were stoned as fuck and watching T.V. about this thing called premordial dwarfism or something and its like when they're midgets but they are proportional so they're tiny as fuck
like this 13 year old girl was 3 feet and 17 pounds or something crazy like that...

anyway we were watching it and her name was Kennadie
and we heard a noise near us on the couch and we couldn't see what it was
and my friend was like "DUDE...IT'S KENNADIE!!!!"

now we just randomly say KENNADIE out of nowhere when we are stoned and laugh our asses off...and everyone else is like "wtf?"

 

that's the funniest thing i've ever heard

 

mad world

 

HAHAH awww I want her!

 

it's sad.. but I can't remember anything.

 

if I see something totally dysfunctional and out there on tv

yeah i was watching the sheepdog trials-like the farmer olympics
and gardener of the year
and mask, omygod that is ffucking hilarious, the one with cher in it