What would you do? no arms, no legs and you get tossed in a well

Lets say, you had no arms and no legs and some random person tossed you in a 30 foot well..what would you do to survive? I think your screwed.

 

yell. defecate as little as possible

 

just change my name to bob, i guess.

 

I think Teleporting would be your last shot.

That or screaming like a bitch.

 

AHAHAHA.

I would keep farting propell myself to the surface and stey there, presuming there's water in the well.

 

What the fuck CAN you do besides die?

Unless you can change your name to bob then things are looking pretty ugly.

 

Hold on, would I still get to keep my penis then?

 

Lol.
Probably yes, but would you need it anyways then ?

 

Well, it's always comforting to know that I still have it!!!

Plus, I could use it to escape, somehow. I don't know, I'll think of something. lol

 

drink all the water in the well so don't have to swim

and then keep on shitting until reach top of well and then i'm out

 

Good idea about the shit!

But if you drink all the water you're going to piss it anyway! I would just let it evaporate.

 

Hahaha

If you drink all the water and then piss it out, you'll drown in a well of your own piss.
Which is MUCH worse then drowning in water.

 

Would you rather not have arms and legs or not have a penis ?

 

i'd bite down on a rock on the side of the well.. and shout for help through clenched teeth.

 

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...I can't answer that question!

 

hahaha....
It is a tough question.

 

just fucking drown myself, honestly

 

Yell till someone drops me a rope and hold on to it with my teeth?

 

That would probably pull your teeth out.

My question is : So, okay, I am drowning. Why would I want to be saved ? I have no legs and no arms. That is no life.

 

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