how do jewish people feel when called "cracker"?

thinking too much just makes you a wanker.

 

Wanking too much can also make one a wanker.

To all 13 year olds out there... watch out!

"Peace of mind" seems more like a cheap excuse.

Yet, you cannot force people to think. I think that I've come to terms with this world. All I really feel like doing now is laughing at it and enjoying the little things.

 

see, you're growing up!

 

No so much a cheap excuse, as an occasional necessity for normality. xoxo

 

Growing up in front of my very own eyes.

Time can change me, but I can't change time.

 

Never did feel like being "normal", but I don't see anything wrong with an occasional lack of deep thought.

 

i remember when i was homless a number of years ago. i crashed at a house in springfield, missouri. one of the dudes who stayed there was a jewish guy named george. but i never considered calling him a cracker. real stand up fellow though.

 

i'm a cracker so i would have been killed trying to get you guys not killed

 

Everyone knows that the Russians won the war, not the Americans.

 

thanks?

 

I told you, We're not crackers, we're Matzos. And it's "CHUTZPAH" not hudspa.

You non-Jewish people just aren't with it.

 

i have to agree with you there.

 

Can you elaborate.

 

silly jew, you don't get the purity and joy that is bad cat spelling.

 

I didn't know cracker was a derogative term for jews.. I thought it was a derogative term for white people.

not all jews are caucasian.

 

i think you'd be hard pressed to find a white person offended by being called "cracker." it's just a novel concept, being racially slurred. very exciting.

 

i have a ukrainian mother, which is practically the same thing as a jewish mother
annnnnnnd i have the handbook on how to be a jewish mother

can i get you something to eat?
look at you, you're wasting away, here have a little something to eat



:H

 

Every time I visit my mama she always asks me if I want something to eat. I have to say "no" a good 10 times.

 

it's in the handbook
whenever someone asks for a glass of water, you're supposed to get them a piece of bread as well

 

oy with this you're killing your mother.