vday gift help

i have no idea what to get my SO. hes given me no ideas save for chocoalte (which i already know he loves). i was thinking of getting him this one cologne i love the smell of buuuut its hella expensive here in canuckia and to order it on ebay means it wont get here til a week or two after vday (not to mention shipping and handling will literally double the cost of the item, fuck)
so, what are good gift ideas for a nerd who has nearly everythign he wants, save for a ps3 (which i cant afford)?

 

steak and BJ

 

cover yourself in whipped cream

 

LOL...steak and bj...alright....thats such a man answer hahaha

 

Hell just give the guy a BJ.

 

stainless steel barbequing set.

 

i made steak last week and gave him a bj last night.

and we dont have a bbq or any real interest in bbq'ing Cate indoor grill that only i use suffices

 

This is the official mans valentines gift.

I know exactly what I'd like to get/make, but not so sure if I can afford it

 

and whats that?



see, problem is he keeps saying he foudn exactly what he wanted to get me and blah blah blah, and im worrieda bout having somethign thats at least somewhat close to being equally awesome
i was thinking lingerie (that id wear, obviously) but a lot of the actually nice stuff is seriously f'ing expensive damn not having thousands of expendable dollars

 

I agree with steak and blowjob.

Heres a beer of the month club.

http://www.amazingbeerclub.com/product4.cfm?source=giftscom&c1=BEER&kw=seasonal

 

he doesnt drink beer or really, any alcohol, generally speaking
sigh, damn difficult man

 

Thats such a good idea lode!

This guy is hard to buy for! What about a superb electric razor, or a new watch?

 

You could find a turntable. Might appeal to his inner nerd.

http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=turntable&category0=

 

nice

 

I'm great with gifts.

 

hahaha apparantly!

 

Get him some cowboy boots.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Durango-13-Rope...ryZ63850QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Yee hah!

 

fun fun.

it's a given i don't want anything for valentine's day. and by that i mean, i ain't getting you anything either, so don't bother making me feel guilty about it. i don't like being forced to be romantic. it makes me feel all frigid and shit.

 

One year this really reserved chick I was dating invited me to her place. She was wearing a latex nurse's uniform and when she ripped it off in a sexy strip, she had scrawled, "You are a sexy beast" with slut red lipstick accross her breasts and tummy ending with a devil's tail that pointed down.

I will never forget that Valentine's Day.

 

I better tear up this love letter then.