my ding dong feels like a fucking ice cube...

Would you like me to knit you a ding-dong sock...

 

some friction will heat it up, rub it back and forth

 

^agreed, friction should do the trick and for added affect use sandpaper

 

When I looked out the window today my cock packed up and moved to Aruba

Now I am in heaven, no sexual urges

 

^^ lol.. I can't stand the cold.. can't wait for spring to get it's ass here..

 

its a little warmer today...its only gonna go down to 15 tonight instead of -7...thank the maker...

 

I just want to do sports. Thats what Im waiting for the summer for. ts kind of expensive to rent a snowboard, I want to skateboard and wakeboard at my cottage and go biking. swimming even.

 

i did alot of swimming and kayaking last summer...i too miss summer activities...

 

Ooooh I canoe every summer! I stay up in Muskoka.

 

thats cool,
i have no idea where muskoka is but yeah, cool none the less...

 

I just mentioned it, its about two more hours north than I am, cause its superrrr gorgeous. And I love to be basked in nature there.

 

its probably a very similar weather pattern to here then...we have this lake called garnet lake here...at two corners of it is what i refer to as the "petrified forests"...remnants of forest that slowly flooded over the centuries...it looks like a watery tree trunk graveyard...

 

now that would make for some interesting conversations....

you're knitting along out in public...someone asks "what are you knitting?"

hehehe...a ding-dong sock....

 

hey, if it can work for the chili peppers it can work for me...