Best Misheard Lyrics Ever!

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  1. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Haha, you guys have to check this out. Its from Pearl Jam-Black, and it is so great. There are a few moments where you can tell the author was trying a bit hard, but most of it is dead on, and the pictures are great! Just check it out, and DON'T! stop watching until the end, it gets better in the last couple minutes of subtitles.

    Here ya go. [​IMG]

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO6wPWFMrCA&feature=related
     
  2. jwalk4bama

    jwalk4bama Member

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    oh yeah (ma ha ha) yep well i dont really sing until it gets to and what was everything,
    or all the things she said been washed in black, and im not even sure thats what it really says...but the song is a definate KAPOW i love it
     
  3. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    My Favorite part is the line, "I'll take a wok outside, I'm Sarandon by some Kid n' Play" Classic! :D
     
  4. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Oh that old Beeeeeeee LOLOLOL
     
  5. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Hahaha that's great too! :D
     
  6. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    I never for the life of me could figure out the real lyrics to this song:


    Blinded by the light,
    revved up like a deuce,
    another runner in the night
    Madman drummers bummers,
    Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
    In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
    With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older,
    I tripped the merry-go-round
    With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
    the calliope crashed to the ground
    But she was...
    Blinded by the light,
    revved up like a deuce,
    runner in the night
    Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes
    She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong,
    play the song with the funky break"
    And go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe outside
    And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
    Asked me if I needed a ride
    But she was...
    Blinded by the light,
    revved up like a deuce,
    another runner in the night
    Blinded by the light
    She got down but she never got tired
    She's gonna make it through the night
    But mama, that's where the fun is
    Mama always told me not to look into the eye's of the sun
    But mama, that's where the fun is
    Some brimstone baritone anticyclone rolling stone preacher from the east
    Says, "Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone,
    that's where they expect it least"
    And some new-mown chaperone was standin' in the corner,
    watching the young girls dance
    And some fresh-sown moonstone was messin' with his frozen zone, reminding him of romance
    The calliope crashed to the ground
    But she was...
    Blinded by the light,
    revved up like a deuce,
    another runner in the night
    Madman drummers bummers, Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
    In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
    With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older,
    I tripped the merry-go-round
    With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
    the calliope crashed to the ground
    Now Scott with a slingshot finially found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand
    And some bloodshot forget-me-not said daddy's within earshot save the buckshot, turn up the band
    Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes
    She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong"
     
  7. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Wrong :mad:


    It’s blinded by the light
    Rolled up like a douche [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
  8. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Me either, I have been guessing at it for years. When I was about 9 or 10, I thought it said "wrapped up like a douche" :D
     
  9. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    i thought it said: gave my anus a curly wirly
     
  10. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    I used to think the AC/DC song Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap actually said, "Dudley Deets and the Thunder Jeep'' :D
     
  11. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I don’t know how I could have been so wrong regarding the lyrics to” I'd Really Love to See You Tonight” by England Dan & John Ford Coley


    But I’d swear “I'm not talking 'bout moving in” sounds like "I’m not talking about the Lennon” [​IMG]


    Hotwater




     
  12. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    YES! I thought that too! :D I thought I was the only one.
     
  13. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Now you can easily look up lyrics, but that wasn't true when I was a kid. Me and my friend must have listened to The Trees by Rush on Exit Stage Left a hundred times trying to figure out the very last line, and he figured it out first, which still pisses me off. [​IMG]

    There is unrest in the forest,
    There is trouble with the trees,
    For the maples want more sunlight
    And the oaks ignore their pleas.

    The trouble with the maples,
    (And they're quite convinced they're right)
    They say the oaks are just too lofty
    And they grab up all the light.
    But the oaks can't help their feelings
    If they like the way they're made.
    And they wonder why the maples
    Can't be happy in their shade.

    There is trouble in the forest,
    And the creatures all have fled,
    As the maples scream "Oppression!"
    And the oaks just shake their heads

    So the maples formed a union
    And demanded equal rights.
    "The oaks are just too greedy;
    We will make them give us light."
    Now there's no more oak oppression,
    For they passed a noble law,
    And the trees are all kept equal
    By hatchet, axe, and saw.
     
  14. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Alas, you're one of many [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
  15. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    I admit though, my version went, "I'm not talkin about the linen" :D
     
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    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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