Effeminization of men from marijuana.

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  1. lode

    lode Banned

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    Several studies suggest that habitual use of marijuana can decrease testosterone production in men. However, some newer studies seem to contradict this.

    If you guys thought you might grow lucious breasts and start watching Meg Ryan flicks, would you reconsider how much you smoked?
     
  2. tothedome1

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    id probably stop damn quick
     
  3. skierdood

    skierdood Space For Rent

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    I already have luscious breasts from being fat, so Ill keep smoking.
     
  4. lode

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    Can I touch 'em?
     
  5. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    hells yea! ya beat me to it
     
  6. dgdys90

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    I need to gain some weight anyways and I am pretty sure that my boobs would be mostly fat so....

    But seriously I would probably quit smoking as much as I do now.
     
  7. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    Meg Ryan is in the movie The Doors.. one kick ass fuckin movie
     
  8. lode

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    Blech... The Doors. Oliver Stones a fucking joke. Couldn't direct an escape from a paper bag.
     
  9. lode

    lode Banned

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    Platoon wasn't horrible.

    He ruined everything else with his name on it.
     
  10. Sunny Jim

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    If smoking weed makes your breasts larger, maybe Meg Ryan should smoke more weed, ya know? That's all I'm saying... Ya know?
     
  11. maddhatter

    maddhatter Senior Member

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    lower testorone doesn't mean bigger boobs. if it had estrogen in it maybe you might get boobs.

    anyway, what are the new studies saying?
     
  12. lode

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    No you're right. Lower testosterone production won't stimulate mammary tissue growth. It was a joke.

    The newer studies are disputing the idea of long term hormone disruption from chronic chronic use.
     
  13. Sunny Jim

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    Alright, but I still think Meg Ryan should smoke more weed, and nothing you can say is gonna change my mind.
     
  14. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    shit! I became hopeful for a minute..
     
  15. Steve Zissou

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    This is a funny thread, because not too long ago I had a similar realization. I went bowling while incredibly stoned with a few friends, you know, the big ball bowling not that candlepin bullshit. Well, I was so stoned, I realized how vulnerable I felt. For some reason, I could barely pick up the bowling ball; let alone toss it down the alley. I felt rather 'dainty' so to speak, as if someone could have seriously taken advantage of me. I then came to a conclusion that weed can (not always) make men a lot more femanine, but only when stoned. Alcohol, on the other hand, tends to bring out the more macho side of men; think of hemingway in paris as he deftly strikes a gawking passerby while loaded on absinthe and tears. Or Fitzgerald pounding bourban as he ruminates on all his lifes failures. real men drink alcohol, hah.
     
  16. Steve Zissou

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    and then, seemingly out of no where, I grew these perfect breasts and all my friends started hitting on me!
     
  17. mynameisjake07

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    I always wanted tits so I could play with them all day so i guess I wouldnt mind
     
  18. hailtothekingbaby

    hailtothekingbaby Yowzers!

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    I wouldn't mind. Chick flicks rule anyway.
     
  19. freeinalaska

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    As a chronic smoker for twenty-five years I present myself as a case study.

    Typical symptoms for lowered testoserone levels and where I stand after all the pot I've smoked are:
    Decrease in sexual desire - still always horney here
    Decrease in erectile function - works well unless drunk
    Changes in mood - still the same smart ass I always have been
    Decrease in body mass - none
    and more fat - This I attribute to a long term relationship with Ben and Jerry and Seirra Nevada Stout.

    So men, smoke away I say. If you are or are becoming a chick flick watching, eyebrow plucking wuss it isn't the weed that's doing it to you.:)

    eta You can still watch chick flicks as long as you are with a female and you turn away when crying.
     
  20. Sunny Jim

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    What if you have a male friend that always makes you watch chick flicks with him? Is that still ok?
     
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