i had to get to my gyno for my appiontment but i didnt have time to shower so i grabed my purfume and gave myself a couple of quick squirts so i wouldnt smell down there, when she went down below to check things she said "now thats fancy, i thought she ment my brazilian i just got, but her hand came up all glittery, i had mistaked my glitter spray for my perfume.
HAHAHAHA thats great! Mine would be when my 3 boys were little. My husband was baby sitting but he fell asleep while I went to the store. When I got back home I saw tampons stuck in the fence, hanging in the trees, all over the ground and all three boys had them stuck in their belt loops and behind their ears! It was the giant exspensive box too. Tampons were every where and we lived in town so everyone walking by saw them. I could not figure out why they would do such a thing until my 5 year old ran out from behind a tree pulled the string on thecard board tampon holder and as he threw it at his brother he yelled IN COMING! Then all 3 of them hit the ground. LMAO They were pretending they had grenades! It was pretty funny.
Wow women would be more lethal than they already are with tampon grenades. Perhaps this could be a good self defence tactic. Thanks goodness kids only imagine these things
Not me, but my room mate in college went to use deodorant one morning, and smelled this strange odor. Turns out he used Lysol spray instead. I couldn't believe he told us. I was walking in front of a dorm at school the Saturday after exams (hardly anyone still in town) and noticed someone had set a ladder over an open manhole. I got distracted watching a cop ticket a parked car as I walked along when I felt something hit my arms. It was the ladder! I fell into the manhole but managed to catch myself on my forearms before I went all the way in. First thing I did was to look around to see if anyone saw me. I laugh when I think about what the guys working underground thought if they saw me.
Either your a fucking shit liar, or this is co-incidence. http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/feminine/glitter.asp
I got my wang caught in my zipper in a standing -crouching position after doing my biz.People were coming in and out and there was no door on the stall.I had to decide wether to JERK the zipper up or down.Either way hurt like hell.Felt like a damn fool!!
mine was probably at a party a few weeks ago. few months ago i had tonsilitis and got thrush from the antibiotics but oddly i dont like putting stuff up my vagina, so i made my bf put this block of medicine up using this little rod thing that entends...anyways we got kinda drunk and i have no idea why but i remember telling everyone that story LOL also i remember groping going on oh well
