Poor Girl.

How do you cope with your boyfriend being a mass murderer?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080218/ap_on_re_us/niu_shooting_girlfriend

 

you could start by dating one of the millions of guys out there who isn't a mass murderer...

 

get help figuring out why you didn't see any signs, in case this happens again.

 

You look on the bright side.

He didn't make you a victim, so you must be an OK girl to go out with.

 

if he didn't kill himself, i'd have sex with him
he'd probably be really good in bed
ooooooh the deranged sex we could have

 

it'll give you a chance to live the fantasy you've had since seeing Natural Born Killers.

 

Tell Your story on Oprah and maybe youll get a washing machine...

 

I think the kids parents would be more upset.

 

i love that he told her she'll make a wonderful psychiatrist of social worker one day....ahahahahaha. way to fuck up a person's dreams.

 

If I were her I'd be upset that I didn't poison him while I had the chance

 

this is really strange. Youd think a guy that did something like this was not getting much play...really though, doesnt strike me as the type to have a girlfriend.