Shooting star

oh yeah, i should have thought of that actually...

 

Here's what Im thinking, Tree Hugger. Even if you get itchy after hay sex, cant you take a sexy shower after? Double the pleasure.

 

not that i've had hay sex... but i would imagine it would cut you up like a mother fucker

 

I see

 

Well I guess you could grab the water hose and rinse off....but that water is cold. It's shocking even in the summer. Plus a lot of hay is stored in barns....barns smell like poo. Unless you are into that sort of thing I wouldn't recommend it.

(On a side note: I've never had hay sex. Just fooled around until we were caught by his little sister. Damn kids! haha)

 

ah kids suck

 

only if animals share the same barn. if it's a hay only barn it mostly just smells like hay, whose scent ranks right up there with apple pie

 

Yeah that's true...except for the ranking with apple pie.

 

I wanna have hay sex

I've had sand sex..

 

Hay sex is all scratchy, and wait till one of those hay stalks climbs up your bum, LOL...

 

Where does 'hay' come from? Is it old grass?

 

It's grown in fields here. They stuff animals with it...

 

they grow it in fields, but it basically is old grass. well grass, clover, and pretty much whatever other plants end up popping up in there. they normally cut it about 3 times per summer, so it's usually grown a little over a month

 

To feed the animals throughout the winter? and for stalls?

 

Exactly.

 

I would really like a ranch with horses. Its a slight dream. and I adore cows. Ive always wanted to milk one. This hay stuff is good knowledge

 

Cows are cool. Especially the ones that parachute on to football fields, he, he, he...

Horses are cool too, but they know it. The cows haven't found out they are cool yet!

 

Awww hahahaha I love their chilled out attitude:H

 

They are certainly chilled, LOL, especially at the market. Eat more chicken, LOL!

 

My sister and mother were nearly stampeded by a herd of cows.