good way to committ suicide

(if your an asthmatic like myself...and have never gotten high or anything)

step 1-get crack
step 2-smoke it
step 3-get high
step 4-die of an asthma attack

that way you could say you got high atleast once before you died...you die happy

 

If I ever did decide to c.s. then I'd die like one of our pre-historic ancestors must have. Being hunted by a pack of wolves or stalked by a pride of lionesses - let a big ferocious pussy take my life.

Fuck c.s. with man made chemicals of with a man-made gun, feel the thrill of the chase and the sinking in of kanine teeth into your neck, thats how a true human should go.

 

I'll have to try that some time. If it works, and I die, I'll post about here.

 

Strap-on bomb.
Live television.
The Pope, The President, The Vice President, The Top Ten Richest Men in the World.

BOOM!