I like the "Lemme just check you twice" idea, VERY SUAVE!!!! You might get a but once your thru I am sure you'll get a and a I am laughing at your bowl full of jelly comment. I appreciate your honesty. Those damn urges...lol!!!
hehehee... well, as the song goes: "I'm gettin' nuthin for Christmas... 'cause I ain't been nuthin' but bad..."
Erg....That's quite a mental image there Rob! I personally like the idea of the Santa hat and nothing else. :X
Oh, and to answer the thread question.....The craziest thing I have done for love was to embark on an internet romance. Then, mere days into conversing online, I invited this man--site unseen (well, I'd seen pictures but not actually met him face to face yet)--to come spend the weekend with me at my apartment! He could've been an axe murderer or a serial killer for Pete's sake and here I'd invited him to my home! Gads! He obviously wasn't a serial killer (or else I'd be on Oprah for being able to still use the internet post humously), and I'm convinced it's one of the best things I've ever done for myself. :& He's a love he is.
I ONCE HAD TO BEHEAD A WOMAN AND RAPE HER BODY BECAUSE SHE MADE ME LOVE HER. BUT I DON'T THINK THAT QUALIFIES AS CRAZY. SO NO, I HAVEN'T.