I smell poo

I wouldn't type with such feeling if that feeling wasn't already extant in the thread. It's solely reactionary.

I'm mostly trying to educate myself on the nuances of the dif. subforums. There seems to be differing protocol depending on the nature of the the subforum; still getting used to it and I don't post in the random thoughts forum often

 

We're a bit more relaxed in here...

 

well fitzy is just mad because the elastic broke in his panties...

you should post in random thoughts more...

 

lol. cool enough

 

speaking of relaxed, this thread reminds me of my colonoscopy I had...they said they saw Jesus in my colon...

 

Omg...I bet the Christians will be coming in droves to worship your ass... Be careful, they usually try to feed milk to the crying statues...

 

Hahah I tried to think of something to say to this but this was just way to funny and am at a loss of words...

 

Yeah, the mental image of them feeding spoons of milk to your bum is pretty funny

 

Lol, I can just see it now...this would mean that I'd have to start shaving me ass...

 

Gotta say I'm glad the Shroom/Kitten team is reunited.

The images you two put in my head are......

 

i had to borrow your granny panties...no fun

 

Are heaven sent?

I think Kitten needs to have her own Magazine out, I would sit on the toilet for days if I had reading material that clever...

 

I know, sorry...I guess I should have given you clean ones...sorry...

 

If you are going to be on the toilet for that long don't forget the courtesy flush...

 

lol this threads amusing
i suggest he washes his dog. they sometimes stink up everything, right now my dog stinks like puke and nobody can be arsed to wash her, and she sleeps with me which probably means i stink like puke too, yey!

 

yes, my couch also smelled like dog arse. I just washed my comfy watching TV blanket due it, thanks for mentioning that though.


I dont like the thought of Shroom shaving her ass, its just upsetting.

 

No shit, warm, no shit... Pun intended, LOL...

Don't 'cha just hate it when the dog decides to wipe his ass on the couch? Or the carpet? They just glide along, using their front legs for horsepower, LOL...

 

I once was chewing grape bubble yum as a kid..I walked into the house and it was dark..my gum accidently fell out of my mouth..I reached down and grabbed it and put it in my mouth..took a few chomps and hmmmm that taste funny..turn on the light and my gum was still on the ground..I had picked up dog shit and put it in my mouth..not so good.

 

Ew Lol!

 

Oh my god!


My dogs dont usually wipe their assses in the open, they are more disreet about it