I smell poo

My dogs aren't discreet about anything. If they gotta lick their....well, you know, they don't care who's around, he, he...

OMG Geo, I would have thrown up for days, but I can just picture you chomping some poop, LOL....

Yeeeech! ROFLMAO...

 

My dog (RIP) use to wipe his ass on the carpet, he would also eat his own vomit.. I swear, he took too much after me...

 

My cat does the butt race thing...being too fat to pull herself along, she kind of hops around in a circle.

We call it her swirl...

 

This reminded me of the other day when I cooked all this delicious food for a picnic and me and a bunch of people got high beforehand, but I hadn't smoked in about 20 days, and we ripped this HUGE bong, so I was waay too ridiculously high, and then when we finally got around to eating I couldn't make myself eat because we were around manure and I couldn't stop associating the taste of what I was eating with the manure, even though it actually tasted fucking great. So I ended up not eating any of the stuff I made...all thanks to being too high and the smell of shit.

 

That sounds like me... especially when I was pregnant. Everything tasted like farm.

 

my dog hasnt dragged her ass along the floor for ages...i remember one time when she was a puppy and shit got stuck to her ass and i walked in the kitchen to find a shit trail with her at the end still sliding along XD was so funny, and smelly

 

I'm personally getting good and sick of dog shit. Hamster shit, fish shit... baby shit... shit shit shit

 

When my cat has missed the box and peed outside of it, or had a clingon and got up on my bed with it...when thet happens several times in a week, I get pretty sick of it all too.

 

ewwwww, like that show "How cleanis your house?" the bed had cat shit in it

 

If my bed gets the "shit crayon" treatment, things get washed.