A Rock

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Razorofoccam, Feb 21, 2008.

  1. Razorofoccam

    Razorofoccam Banned

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    A Rock

    Is far more sane than the average human..

    It does not whine , bitch, complain or have idiotic opinions..
    It does not try to control u.
    It does not believe every piece of shit thet someone says
    when they come to your door selling jesus.
    A rock does not spend it's existance trying to exist longer.
    A rock does not believe communism was ok and we should go
    back to hating communism..Cause fundamentalist islam is whacky.
    A rock does no believe G W Bush has an IQ.

    A Rock IS.

    Occam
     
  2. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    I like that rock.
     
  3. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    I guess I'm rock then
     
  4. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Paul Simon once said..."I am a rock, I am an island" I love Paul Simon, he dances naked with a guitar in my dreams...
     
  5. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Even after you try carving a rock into a representation of something else.,

    It's still just a rock.
     
  6. edyb123

    edyb123 Senior Member

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    nobody sits like this rock sits
    you rock, rock
    the rock just sits and is
    you show us how to just sit here
    and that's what we need
     
  7. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    funny film
     
  8. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I carve my friends out of wood...they are nice...we have conversations...
     
  9. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    YEAH but can it dance, sing, play, love, cry, go to the beach and have revelations?? I dont think so.
     
  10. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    My wooden friends are all disabled.

    I can't carve for shit.
     
  11. Geonagual

    Geonagual Member

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    rocks have played an important and life changing role in my life..both today and in the past...I love rocks:)
     
  12. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    awww :tongue:
     
  13. Razorofoccam

    Razorofoccam Banned

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    Geonagual

    [geotonal] lol
    How 60's

    Yes rocks are important.. we live on one.
    Without it.. we'd be ded
    Thats important.

    Occam
     
  14. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I only like shiny rocks. Fuck the rest of them.
     
  15. Razorofoccam

    Razorofoccam Banned

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    I like rocks with sharp edges and metallic..
    They rock

    Occam
     
  16. Razorofoccam

    Razorofoccam Banned

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    Kinky

    Is it true that there are 4 guns for every person in texas?
    But you only got 2 hands....:(

    hehehhe

    Occam
     
  17. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I don't have any guns...
     
  18. azucena

    azucena vagina farts

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    a rock with no penis is of no use to me
     
  19. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Guns in Texas are unneccesary. Because Lode has his two fists and Ramona has her boobs. So yea, guns aren't really needed in Texas. :D
     
  20. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    But if a rock is better than we are, than we're better off dead. Which means rocks are useless.

    When I die, I'll be a rock. For now being human and unreasonable works for me.
     
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