I tried to have sex with the tail pipe of my car.

And I got cock blocked by some kid from down the way!!!!!

 

that's hot

and on that note, I'm going to bed, goodnight!

 

nite. dream of naked cheerleaders from ohio

 

That is truly a shitter.

 

now my car wont talk to me...LIKE ITS MY FAULT!!!!!

 

I fucked a metal pole i found in a park once. My dick was bleeding when i finished.

 

I purchased protection and everything

 

I am afraid to ask what "cock blocked" means...

 

I'll tell you anyway.

A cock block is anything, usually a person, that prevents you from getting your end in with your chosen penis recepticle.

 

my car is finally talkling to me again.
but only because it wants a new coat.

 

I hear car tail pipe sex can be exhausting.

 

Get it a bra.

 

I thought me and your cars tail pipe were going steady. Now i want a divorce.

 

you're unique, not many folks can take a tail pipe up the wazoo

 

I dont know if I can or not.....

 

yeah fuck that car...

 

It hasnt been the mood to be suduced lately.....

 

I tried to hump my Schwinn, but I got a bunch of chafing and blisters Plus I never got to finish...

 

Do oil spots in the driveway mean that your car is having its period?

 

that reminds me of across the universe