People should not eat bicycles

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by crummyrummy, Sep 3, 2006.

  1. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    fire breathing polar bears are your friends.

    best friends.


    never forget it.
     
  2. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    hmmmm I just google searched me and came up with this old thread....
     
  3. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    This very informative thread could save a life by preventing a fatal case of bicycle poisoning.
     
  4. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I eat bicycles to spite Lance Armstrong, who I hate. So very very much. *shakes fist*
     
  5. Mitok

    Mitok Senior Member

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    If a polar bear eats a bicycle, never let him near your house of cards.
     
  6. CSP101

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    I think walruses could not only eat bicycles better than polar bears but could also make better references to scripture.
     
  7. crummyrummy

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    sweet sweet xmen lore
     
  8. Geonagual

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    i usually use my hack saw to saw all the pieces into little pieces that will easily be injested, then of course they are able to exit with some ease..sometimes I will coat them in petroeum jelly for extra lubrication.
     
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  10. crummyrummy

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    I procure
     
  11. themnax

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    walrusis tend to clam up though.

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  12. crummyrummy

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    Only the Saggitarius ones
     
  13. BLuECaT00

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by DroopySnoopy
    yea, with a dab of sour cream... i could do a huffy.

    Out of context that can be very creatively reinterpereted.


    HAHAHAHAHA Glad you dug it up! Funny thread.
     
  14. crummyrummy

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    Blame google.

    I hope you voted.....
     
  15. BLuECaT00

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    Of course I voted. :)
    I love that polar bears like to dance in the stars.
     
  16. crummyrummy

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    um...with the stars...you didnt see the one that danced with Marie Osmond last season?
     
  17. ESRUOS ENO

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    hairy cyclops eat a lot of fiber.... and wear big shoes..
     
  18. ESRUOS ENO

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    Polar Bears chose to only hold their breath for up to 70 seconds while diving.. Thats not very long at all. Stupid bears....
     
  19. themnax

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    the huffy explains everything. even the ufo aliens raping weed whackers.

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  20. BLuECaT00

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    With the stars? Oh no. No decent polar bear I know would dance with Marie Osmond. Its Arora Borealis all the way for my polar bears. :)
     

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