For a bit of fun: Tonight I Sang a Goddess Song Tonight I sang a goddess song Knew the tune and the vibe was strong I didn’t know where he was coming from But I sang it just the same He was a redneck, a red neck he Into national defence, oh yes siree In Texas no less, the biggest and best But I sang it just the same Could have been the CIA or Feds Or someone checking my activism creds Goddess knows, maybe into thought control But I sang it just the same Wanted to know all about the One On rituals and what clothes were worn Maybe he was into pagan porn? But I sang it just the same Asked how I’d dress him for dedication (I wondered if it was really ejaculation) But you know me, the loony’s friend So I sang it just the same Confided in me, he did confess He’d rather do the ritual in female dress Oh My Lordy…sure, I guess? And I sang it just the same Never quite sure if he was taking the Mickey Or if, in the end, it was gonna get sticky But he made me think he knew the song too So I sang it just the same Wants a goddess name, how would that go? So I had a shot at one, like Willow Moonstone And he thought that sounded great, you know So I sang it just the same Never one to make light of the magic of life Or to back down from ignominy or strife So I struck a blow for the feminine life And I sang it just the same Well I dedicated him, then and there Or her, I should say, Willow, yeah And ‘she’ asked if I thought she should grow her hair And I sang it just the same I told her we pagans were pretty cool With individual difference in the gene pool And I loved him for sharing his secret with me So I sang it just the same Said Willow would be more left-wing Not the gun-rights, flag-waving, red-neck thing And what would he wear to a peace march again? And I sang it just the same Had I seduced him into transformation? Some kind of spell or fascination? I said we’re not into the recruiting thing And I sang it just the same Well, now he says he's feeling erotic As well as being so exotic Now what’s a girl to do with this? So I sang it just the same In this fantasy of Him to Her In which innocently I did concur Wasn’t sure if I should get it up or down? But I sang it just the same Just trying to get my head around If he’d have an erection in a flowing gown Or if I was in some lesbian fantasy But I sang it just the same Yeah I sang it just the same And it isn’t to my shame But if I’m on some government wanted list I’m gonna change my name. Goddess Om
i absolutely loved it....cant really explain why but it has something to do w/ the way it flows and the sarcastic overtones...
Thanks everyone, so glad you liked it. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction (lol)...and I just remember thinking " Why does this kind of stuff always happen to me?" I guess the Goddess has an amazing sense of humor and likes to see how I react to wierd situations!
Stop taking up all the room on the thread! No one wants to read your poems. *ahem* Love is like cheese Lots of money please
Stop taking up all the room on the thread! No one wants to read your poems. *ahem* Love is like cheese Lots of money please -------------------------- LOL, start yer own thread dude, shes supposed to be taking up the room here~!
