My new sleuth club.

I'm starting an amateur detective club.

If anyone would like to join my club feel free to apply, although I do have rigorous standard for my applicants related to their potential prowess solving mysteries.


The game is afoot.

 

I can count to... *holds up fingers* THIS many!

 

sorry I'm a professional slueth

 

I actually feel you'd have good analytical skills to add to my club.

Welcome aboard. Just step into the van and smoke this.

 

I don't associate with 5-0.

 

i've won clue a couple times...

 

I'm starting an anti-sleuth club to thwart your club's ability to solve crimes.

 

well i have a red dress and a mink stole....

 

HEY MAWWWW!!! this nice stranger just offered me candy and funny stories!

 

I smoke.

 

That means you 'poke.' Seamonster told me.

 

Can I be your man in Havana?

 

well spencer,
im deducing that you have very short hair...maybe even a crew cut...people who are into the martial arts dont have long hair...just like the army...its and easy target for grabbing ahold of...and being as you are a student of the martial arts you are also a student of the philosophies...you covet very little in the ways of material objects...

lets see if im wrong...

 

You're right, in the sense that you're accurate and missing the point of the thread.

 

I have the same marley poster as you

i can sleuth. i'm a master sleuther actually. I can easve drop amongst tall people because they cant tell i'm there:H

 

hey man,
i thought it was serious...

 

It's worse than that, it's critical.

 

"Why dont you leave the sleuthing to me, after all i am a dick." Butch Patterson

Fucking awsome show.

 

I was born for this job.