cancer below 18. everyone

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by cheech & chong, Feb 25, 2008.

  1. cheech & chong

    cheech & chong Member

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    dude somebody said today that people who under the age of 18 are predicted to get cancer in the future. I fuckin freaked. So then I said, " what if I went home and made a garden and grew my own food and lived off that?" they said I wouldnt get cancer then. So I was relieved but then I freaked out again cause Im too lazy to plant one. Now Im going to get cancer. [​IMG]
     
  2. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    go read up on it.. it's some extremely crazy number now .. like 2 out of 3 people will get some form of cancer..
     
  3. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Don't believe everything people tell you.
     
  4. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    All I have to say is, longevity of health is mostly mental. Suppose you are diagnosed with something serious, if you believe you are a victim, you have accepted your fate.
     
  5. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

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    I dont think cancer gives a shit where your food grows. Its mutation of cells, cant be predicted until it happens.
     
  6. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    fuck, anything and everything causes cancer now a days...
    "dont eat too many oreo cookies,, you might get cancer.."
    "dont eat burnt lasagne, you can get cancer..."
    "dont use anti-antiperspirant deoderant, that causes breast cancer.."
    "dont stay out in the sun too long... you can get skin cancer"
    "stop smoking cigarettes, you'll get lung cancer..."
    "anybody below 18... will get cancer!"

    .. you know?? like.. what the hell.. lol.
     
  7. cheech & chong

    cheech & chong Member

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    man i hope your right.
     
  8. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

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    Im not saying food has nothing to do with it, it might lower your chances and everything, but todays civilization is pretty much built on known carcinogens. spelling?

    Worrying about something like cancer is fucked. I have to get an MRI next month to rule out a growth in my brain being cancer. Dosnt worry me a bit.
     
  9. cheech & chong

    cheech & chong Member

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    lol you dont have anything to worry about, fuckin 19. (humor) I havent heard the oreo thing tho. did they really say that?
     
  10. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    yeah, somebody told me that... and they were serious...
     
  11. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    You know, our bodies are alive, with cells, and they ae constantly doing their thing. Every once in while they can get bit unruly, but chill, dont stress, they make mistakes just like us. all will be fine.
     
  12. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i'll give you some cancer
     
  13. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    the article was about people being born under the the astrological sign of cancer. people under 18 don't get the disease cancer
     
  14. cheech & chong

    cheech & chong Member

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    are you 100 % sure?
     
  15. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    stats say that 93.4398623219999% of people get cancer
     
  16. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i have a canker
     
  17. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    95% of all stats are made up on the spot.
     
  18. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    but 42.3% surveyed say that is false
     
  19. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    With a remarkably unheard of 42.3% of error. So it could be as high as 84.6 or low as 0.
     
  20. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    100% of the both of you are liars ..... lol.
     
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