Ignoring social norms.

Seriously. And something as harmless as beating off on the subway. Your world must be pretty unfun.

 

I agree, as annoying as the people who try too hard to stay inside the social norms. I mean, why try anything? Just be.

 

I dont think i get what you all mean by social norms... do you mean being polite? Cuz i have no problem at all with people being polite, i love it.

 

Being polite and social norms are two different things... a social norm would be something more like "You dont go and hug strangers"

 

This is what I meant. Thank you. LOL.

 

I've done things outside the norm sure. But the point is to do what you mean to --- shock value or "spontaneity" or a certain kind no longer rocks my balls off as much.

 

i'm incredibly awkward and socially retarded


i also don't see anything wrong with people masturbating on the subway, in fact i think it's nice to have a little show while i wait for my stop

 

I just wish they were more attractive. Why is always the filthy old homeless guys? Why couldn't a cute boy come onto the T and whip it out sometime? That would be great.

Honestly, though, it's very hypocritical of me to knock it when I haven't tried it. Tomorrow morning I'll bring my vibrator on the T with me and let everyone know how it went.

If you haven't heard from me by noon, one of you better come bail me out.

 

We had a friend once dress up as a rabbit and ask random people for carrots.

 

the cute boy can do it at home. the filthy old guy is at home

 

masturbation for us ladies is easy, we can do it anywhere
my friend from high school could do it anywhere too, he used to do in class all over the school 

i think what you need to do if find an appreciation for those old men, once you can appreciate them for who they are as people on the inside, you'll end up being strangely aroused by it

 

Masturbating in public is just over the line if there are children around. If not, have a ball

 

Yeah, THAT'S what I need. To develop a fetish for creepy old drunks.

...ps that's true...I did jill off in the library last week.

 

I like creative practical jokes like that...Trying to order computer parts at McDonalds'.

I may have the guts to do it some day.

 

Let me see, I've struck up conversations with random people while wearing a rediculous outfit. I went through an entire day trying to make everyone I came into contact with feel good about themselves. I've called random numbers, asked for a person I knew wasn't there and tried to get them to recommend a good movie. I've opened random girls and asked them for fashion tips. When I was in Hawaii I asked random people "Where's the snatch at?" I've asked random girls if they could help me "get a flight to Boston". And I've asked police officers that if I came in a girls mouth and she choked to death is it murder. I do off the wall social shit all the time, except when trying to actually pick up a girl.

 

Is that tormenting?

 

Not really, I figure I can do all the stupid shit after I'm already fucking her

 

osho<3

uhm. nah. I have no filter really, where normal people have thoughts and can decide if they should say them or not..mine just come out.

but I dont really try to do out of the norm things. Too much work.if it happens it happens.

 

i think i would absolutely love hanging out with you
we could do some of the craziest shit

 

We'd tear shit up!