pot test

Discussion in 'Drug Testing and Legal Issues' started by skyboy877, Nov 23, 2007.

  1. skyboy877

    skyboy877 Member

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    ok im on probation so i get drug tested and my test is the first of december. i smoked the 16 i havent smoked in the last 4 months and i weigh 150 lbs. so can i naturally beat the test ? thats like 15 days where im clean
     
  2. Shocbomb

    Shocbomb Member

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    go to GNC and get something like golden seal tea or some other urine detox cleanser to clean out your systum. Watch out though some probation offivers test for the chemicals in the tea now.
     
  3. framesh1ft

    framesh1ft Member

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    Do they still charge a ridiculous amount for it? Another thing that can be done is to
    get some home testing kit and determine the influence of tea/detox cleaner v.

    water^
     
  4. HoneySuckleBlue

    HoneySuckleBlue Cosmic Artist

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    Erowid says golden seal is crap. A diuretic like Dandilion root for several days before the test and a B complex vitamin for color should set you straight and depending on your body fat ratio you can be clean in a week to 30 days. Don't exercise a week before(so the tch is not released from your fat stores into your blood stream) and eat high calorie foods (for the tch in your blood stream to bind to) with a high creatin content (red meat, they test for those levels) which can be washed out through drinking so much water to flush your system. Don't give them an early morning sample and don't give them the begining or end of the urine stream.


    If you have the time, working out definately helps, the less fat you have to store the tch in the quicker it will exit your body, just not right before a test because it takes it from your fat stores and puts it back into the blood stream to be eliminated...which can bite you in the ass even if you hav'nt smoked in a while.
     
  5. salmon4me

    salmon4me Senior Member

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    1 - 1 1/2 gallons of water the day before. be careful though, you can od on water. if you start yo get a headache...go to the hospital.
     
  6. jia

    jia Member

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    If you've only smoked once you wont be detected after 5 or 6 days.
     
  7. .trippin..

    .trippin.. Member

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    i heard it took a month to get clean after smoking just once
     
  8. Fancyabongripski420

    Fancyabongripski420 Member

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    nah dude my friend smoked saturday and he drank only like 5 glasses of water and he was clear for his test monday
     
  9. zzzadeh

    zzzadeh Member

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    Excercise
    and
    Fluids
    is pretty much all you need
    swimming is a great way to excercise
    before a drug test.

    And apparently STRIP (70$ at GNC)
    Works too
     
  10. danknugz81

    danknugz81 Member

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    fuck all those supplements and shit.. if you wanna pass for sure dont smoke for 2 months or google "quick fix." or get someone clean to piss for you. thats kinda hard to find around my circle of friends though.

    when i was smoking heavily and had to piss test, quick fix was my best friend.
     
  11. danknugz81

    danknugz81 Member

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    yeah but dont exercise right before the test!! dont exercise for at least a day before. if you exercise right before, it will help excrete the THC out of your fat cells faster. this is good unless you're about to take the test, because it will make it more easily detectable in your system.
     
  12. overactive imaginati

    overactive imaginati Member

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    haha i smoke about 3 days a week and then i ate a brownie the afternoon before the day my mom made me get drug tested at the doctor. All i did was drink 1 or 2 glasses of juice/water every hour prior to the test as well as eat a bunch of multivitamins and made sure to use pee in the middle of the stream and i passed with flying colors
     
  13. schafer

    schafer Member

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    pee in the middle of the strream.. wtf, thats just weird
     
  14. mr.morrison

    mr.morrison Senior Member

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    nah, the first and last parts of your piss have the most toxins in it so you should always use the middle
     
  15. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    lol

    Once? 1-3 days. Maybe 4 if you're really fat.

    Even weekly it's like 5-8 days
     

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