chocolate appreciation/buyers guide

the rules are simple, if you eat a chocolate bar. you give a review.
for example.

today a had a twix :caramel, biscuit, chocolate
good points:you get two bars of delight in one packet
bad points:caramel can get caught in fillings or gaps in your teeth and make them hurt
works well with:black coffee
if it were a song it would be:golden brown, the stranglers

this could eventually be a wealth of chocolaty knowledge for indecisive hippies wishing to perchase chocolate snacks

 

aprox. 10 minutes ago i induldged in a slightly frozen Mars bar, having traveled through the frigid abyss to purchase it. My teeth sunk into it with little resistance, and the sweetness tackled my toung like a BO on a fat man at a beach. The mars bar being very small in comparason to the actual planet, the joys of eating such a chocolate snack were short lived, and encourage those bastards to make it bigger.

 

russel stover assorted cremes.

i recommend the raspberry and strawberry ones.

eight truffle points each.

they have no downside to speak of, and come conveniently packaged with a multitude of other delectable flavors.

 

Well, yesterday I indulged in a nice butterfinger bar. They are my alltime favorite from childhood, and I would buy the whole world a bar if it made things better. aaahhhhh.

Pros: they are nice and crispy and flakey, not too sweet. I prefer the crunchiness as opposed to the chewiness you normally would find in a milky way or a snickers bar.

Cons: One is never quite enough, and they could probably use a second layer of chocolate. I have always nibbled the chocolate off the first half of the bar first before eating the peanut buttery goodness underneath.