STFU About Chocolate, Goddammit!

Seriously, wtf is wrong with you crackheads, were you never fed as children?!? Eat a fuckin Mars bar and go to bed, bitches.

 

I am eating a carrot

 

Good man.

 

I got a good laugh about that one.


But I imagine your post is only going to encourage them to post more.

Do you have chocolate issues?

 

chocolate is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO overrated. it's really only good in milkshakes, or with peanut butter. plain chocolate is nasty and makes you unnecessarily thirsty

 

I just don't understand what's up with all the sweets threads all of a sudden.

 

You are all slaves to the great chocolate empire. Can't you see, you have been duped, fooled once again by the Man. Chocolate is nothing more than a conspiracy by the Hershey Company to convince you that cocaine should be legal and fun. You all go running to the corner store to fork over your dollars for crack in a pretty brown wrapper, and then you cram it down your throats like a filthy whore out on main street on the fourth of july.

You poor poor children have been taken, had, I will pray for you all. Please, go hug a candy mixer. And try not to burn your tongue on the hot molten sugar spinning on the kiln, because that is what they want you to do.

EVERYONE UNITE! JOIN FORCES TODAY AND BAN TOGETHER IN THE HOPES OF DESTROYING THE ALMIGHTY CHOCOLATE BAR!!!!!111111 CARROT IS THE NEW ORDER!!! LET'S ALL HEAD FOR THE PRODUCE AND REJUVENATE IMMEDIATELY!

no more slavery to the cocoa bean.

 

I took a body shot pic and on it wrote just say no to sugar. haha I hope it works.

 

Angela, quit trying to tempt me.

 

I'm not trying to tempt you.

 

Right. Why are you peering in my living room window, is nothing good on tv tonight?

 

But chocolate tastes soooo good. But I hate pretty much every chocolate but Hershey's. And apparently, Hershey's isn't "real chocolate" or something. *shrugs*

Anyway, I lost my candy bar this morning, so now I'm bitter at the candy gods anyhow.

 

Sounds like you incured the candy gods wrath. They steal your chocolate and then give you carpet burns becase your phone rang.

 

No, I'll admit I lost my candy bar because I was stoned. Haha.

 

Moniest, you just can't hold your candy can you?

 

i like lindt best of all i've tried.

MOST american brands i've tried are shit, and i wont eat most of the common brands like hershey or nestle or anything anymore unless its free and better chocolate is not available.

i rarely pay for anything but more "premium" chocolate, though i do NOT claim to be a coinnesseur.

i love chocolate, but can't often afford the chocolate i love.

i really like lindts single origin chocolate, though...i can't remember if i prefer the ecuador or madigascar or whatever, but i know they're both great.

i like the bar that dagoba makes with cocoa nibs and chili peppers in it, too.

chocolate is yummy, but i usually dislike most milk chocolate, and usually close to HATE white chocolate....though lindt white chocolate truffles will do in a pinch....still, the darker the better.....if its any good, that is.

hershey and other lower quality chocolate i find to have a displeasing taste, and TERRIBLE texture....

 

Yooo, dunt diss dee chocolate mon. lol

 

chocolate looks like poo....

 

It wouldn't have been in my hand long enough to disappear. Haha!



I love chocolate. Especially mixed with caramel or coffee. Those Ferrero Rocher balls are so good!

You'll be so excited when you're stoned next week and out of chocolate, then find it under your bed or something.

 

I love chocolate. I just started liking dark chocolate too mmmmmmm