Redbull

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by stalk, Feb 28, 2008.

  1. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i've eaten fried testicles. chewy, but satisfying.
     
  2. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    awesome.
    I"m pretty hungry.
     
  3. lode

    lode Banned

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    No, it has taurine, which was synthesized from bull bile.

    Does kinda make you wonder why they use the bull as a marketing gimmick though.
     
  4. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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  5. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    :stunned: STEVEN SEAGAL HAS AN ENERGY DRINK?!!!! i'm so buying at least a case.
     
  6. lode

    lode Banned

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    It tastes terrible.
     
  7. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    everybody and their mom wants to make an energy drink
     
  8. edyb123

    edyb123 Senior Member

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    On a school trip to Poland some kid bought an energy drink called 'erectus' with the sillohette of an alien with an erection on the side.

    Needless to say he had a pillow over his lap for most of the coach journey home.
     
  9. edyb123

    edyb123 Senior Member

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    HAHAHAHHAA

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  10. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    that's right, and you better. "Both mysterious and powerful, it's a symbol of the untold energy the earth has to offer- Such is Steven Seagals Lightning Bolt energy drink."

    what a champion.
     
  11. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i love him SO MUCH.
     
  12. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    There's a drink over here called, HANG.

    It has two distinct flavours: virgin and play.

    I always thought it was some kinda sexual stimulant but I recently found out it's a supposed hangover cure.
     
  13. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    No it's not supposed to knock you out, that is what Morphine is for and even that in moderate doses provides mental stimulation.
    Both Vicodin and Percocet, hydrocodone and oxycodone, are synthed from Thebaine, one of the 3 main potent alkaloids found in papaver somniferum, aka Opium. Morphine and Codeine have heavy sedating effects, but for some reason the Thebaine has strong stimulation effects as well as the depression of the bodily system.
    Namaste
     
  14. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    bummer.

    I feel like a jackass for believing the bullshit about the bull semen.

    I really wish I could just fall asleep.
     
  15. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

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    Red bull never works for me, I could go back to bed and fall asleep right away after drinking it..:\
     
  16. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Anyone who thinks Red Bull has bull semen in it is full of bull shit.

    Red Bull is just overpriced nasty chemicals. Idiots drink it. That's right, idiots.
     
  17. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    but but, i drink the sugar free kind!!!
     
  18. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    Word.
    It's chemical disgust
    with
    or without synthetic bull semen.

    I'd rather spend my 2.14$ on a bag of jasmine rice
    oh man I'm hungry
    what shall the freak cook?
     
  19. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i made this amazing roasted potatoes with melted gorgonzola cheese last night. there was chicken in it, too. but i bet with would be amazing if i added broiled or roasted asparagus.
     
  20. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    ah man
    that sounds so good.

    last night I made curried rice with onions and red bell pepper. it's all I had but it was bomb.

    Wish I had some testicals to eat.
    But I'm a vegetarian
    so I'll just
    do more yoga
    so I can suck on my own
     
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