Lets make up statistics!!

lol... just say something with a random percent.. lol.

like...95% of you are Poo Lovers.

 

98.65% of americans are "sheeple"..

 

99.999% of all statistics are misleading.

 

4 out of 5 dentists surveyed recommend jello brand gelitan for thier patients who eat gelitan. 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed recommend thier patients eat more gelitan. 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed only eat gelitan.

 

Less than .0001% of the population spells gelatin like the person above me.



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97% of the people on hipforums dont care about this thread. lol

 

13% of americans are american

 

23% of all dogs are satan

 

28% of all statistics are made up.

72% of all people have at some time, refused to eat stringed cheese.

 

67% of all males stick their penis in microwaved grapefruit.. lol.
14% of all males get laid.
19% of all males have sex with donut holes

 

3% of cellphones gives you butt cancer
34.85% of #2 pencils are from europe
183% of percents are off by 7%
8% of women mean they want sex when they say they hate you
44% of egyptions were from america!

 

753.661% of all Americans exaggerate with false precision.

 

7 out of ten doctors agree that a good asswhooping is good for your prostate.

In Antarctica, 80% of the polar bears are bored as fuck.
In other news, police found that 79% of rapists should have been castrated after their FiRst offense.

 

66% of all people are distracted by the

 

46% of all blondes eat from mcdonalds and get fat in their mid 30s
93% of bank robbers are actually lawyers
59% of 12 year olds are sluts.

 

ive slept with 88% of those 59% of 12 year old sluts
george bushs real name was 76% irish and 54% maximum
i heart 67% of ladies with the name Feonia!!!

This is a big one!!! 100% Tuesday is gone with the wind!!!

 

.000001% of the population thinks there are polar bears in Antarctica.


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ahahhah!

74% of fathers are virgins.

2% of people don't finish their

 

sandwiches?

 

61% of the people surveyed think Al Gore is a skin floutist.