how to be truthful to your vow to chastity..

you exist here

 

whats all this about a vow of chastity? did you give it up for lent?

 

whats all this about a vow of chastity? did you give it up for lent?

 

Yeah, there is no way that is going to stop me from making love to a person I care about.

 

easier option:

 

Holy shit...imagine popping a boner in that thing. It makes even me hurt and I don't have a penis!

 

Why would anyone make a vow to chastity?


I vow for my shrink.

 

what if my hand says..."hey jer, arent i looking good tonight?"

 

I don't know about the rest of these dudes, but I'd have no problem wearing that thing. My boner ends where that thing starts to bend.

 

actually, im just refraining from sex..
im waiting for the one i "love"... or the "right" one..

instead of another asshole, whos hot..... lol.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

the only thing that sucks about celibacy is the no-sex part.

 

you guys... i'm gonna start wearing granny panties from now on.

 

i thought you have a bf?

 

Granny panties or not, i dont care.

 

if you sent pictures I'd make AN ENTIRE WEBSITE for you

it would become its own category and we'd be rich
the end

 

i sorta have a bf - i think.. lol.

omg, we'll be rich? cause of granny panties?? alright.. i'm in.

 

grannypantiesdotcom?

yule be swampt wid trafik

 

damn, that probably wouldnt stop me, or the dude. now dirty underwear.. that would stop me. but its gross, so.. no. I too need more self control. if only it wasnt so damn good.. damn, gotta go call the dick now.

 

oh. so basiclly you dont.

in that case, dont wear granny panties, it will lower your self esteem, just wear cute panties but dont hang out with hot guys.

 

i cant do that.. these guys are fun to hang out with....
i'd rather just wear granny panties as a reminder...