Red Streak Wiping My Ass

Hey, if you actuall opened this.im surprised. but thanks. but anyways. so i was at work and i had somenice spicy buffalo chicken fingers chased down with some fries and pepsi. i work maintenance at a golfcourse/dining-hall and i pulled something in my chest to made it stick out.. and now i tonight after my delicious dinner of what i told you earlier, i went to the men's room, and i pretty much just like farted this dark reddish brown mucus-like stuff and i wiped my ass and there was like a pink streak on it what the hell is wrong with me!!

 

Sounds like you have hemhorroids - cured easily be suppositories, but see a doctor.

 

Have to agree with Cutted. Went through the same thing when I was a few years older than you. In the Army we were warned about sitting on cold steel or warm ground. Packing heavey loads can bring on a flair up.
Preparation-H can help shrink the inflamation. Over the counter and cheap..
Good luck.....Alaskan

 

You might be allergic to some food. In my case it is skimmed milk or an excess of peaches.

 

Sounds like your butt is broken.

 

I was thinking maybe diet, because buffalo wings, fries and pepsi isn't a healthy diet to have all the time. Try consuming more vegies .

 

blood in the stool isn't red or pinkish. it only stays red and pinkish when it's fresh and hasn't been "through the system." sounds like hemheroids to me.

 

Sounds like hemeroids man, might want to see a doctor.

 

Could be that the toilet paper is really harsh... it sounds like the food your were eating might make you... have to use a lot and the combination of the two isn't good.

 

It's probably hemorrhoids. Eat more vegetables, don't eat a lot of spicy or oily foods.

 

Dont eat thumb tacks...

 

I disagree.Excess fibre often makes things worse.

 

quit sticking those super size nail studded butt plugs into your asshole! seriously though, most likely it is either hemorrhoids or a tear in the anal wall near and/or in the anus. the quick solution is to see your doc.

 

I would guess hemorrhoids too. Typically bright red or pink blood is not anything deeply internal. How have you been since your original post?

 

what does it mean when your poop is black? or green?

 

Death: Black stool is usually "occult blood", from a bleeding ulcer in your stomach or upper intestine. Green stool see your doctor. ......Alaskan

 

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http://altmedicine.about.com/od/gettingdiagnosed/a/green_stools.htm