Well they're not "magic mushrooms" but they're..something. Very mixed reports on these so I am slowly increasing my dosage per use. I had previously had small amounts, which just made me relaxed and slightly euphoric. A few nights back I ate 12 grams of them and the experience was quite interesting. After eating, I went to lay down. First effect was relaxation, damned things put me to sleep. Some very mild nausea before I dozed, gone very soon. After waking, I figured I dosed too low, and wasn't effected. Except I heard some machines outside my room. Tiny machines of some sort. I realized it was in my head, and upon getting up to my feet, I realized the amanitas hit me. My motions were all delayed by a fractions of a second, causing me to move slightly jerky. I had a sensation I was floating, so I was walking a bit funny. The oddest part, by far is I heard little voices saying of me, "he's green! he's green!" repeatedly for a a short time, a minute or so. What on earth would cause me to hear that, no idea. Unless those gnomes are real and southern, calling me a newb in their own tiny southern way. :$ I felt my mind was disconnected from my body. The floaty feeling lasted a couple hours more after I had woken from my sleep. I slept really well, and felt quite good the next day. These weren't the highest grade caps. I got some of those for my next try. Going to go with at least 20g dried caps when I have half a day to spare.