Tim Horton's saved me from being arrested!

Honestly.

I was out getting drunk at the local swimming hole & rope swing one summer night with my friends. Coolers full of booze, drugs, food, music, a campfire and great food was all part of the mix. We got pretty rowdy. We decided to pack it in, and take our little party back to someone's house.

So we were carrying all of our gear (and drinking on the way back) to pack stuff up in my car. It was pitch black in the middle of nowhere outside of the city. As we were approaching a break near the treeline where the cars were, my sister exclaims "WAIT!"

"... I smell donuts."

...

We sniff the air really hard and get all quiet.

And then I say, "And... Tim Horton's coffee?!?!"

So we quietly listen again. Sure enough we can hear voices and get up closer to see that the OPP are waiting for our drunken asses to come out and arrest us for drinking and doing drugs in a public park.

So we walked around the other way - only some of the people we were hanging out with got arrested and fined.

So thank you Tim Horton's. I salute you. Without you, there would be no way to smell a cop 30 meters away.

 

who the hells tim whoever?

 

BWAHAHAHA...

That is hilarious!

Tim Horton's is a doughnut/sandwich shop open 24 hours...they are Canadian, I think...

but we have them in Michigan and Ohio

 

That's an awesome story right there.

 

not a year goes by, NOT A YEAR, that I don't hear a few stories about how Timmys saves a few lives. God bless that shop.

 

Heh... funny.

 

lol when i'm out in the middle of the night i go to tim hortons it's the best cuase it's 24/7 plus you get free donuts in the middle of the night cuase it's so empty and they have to throw the donuts out once they don't get fresh but they still taste delicious cuz they're free. (they give you the donuts instead of throwing them out)

 

Thanks now I am jonesing for donuts and there is snow and ice on the streets.

 

god dammit. I too am now jonesing for donuts, and I'm stuck at work with nothing edible in my foreseeable future except a couple of ham&cheese sammiches at lunch and fruit.

 

uke: timmy hos coffee is some nasty shit man. no wonder you could smell it from afar