Receiving a package astray from the prying eyes of parents

Ok well I ordered some Trichocereus Peruvianus dried skins (mescaline). I kind of acted on impulse, so I'm really not sure how to safetly receive the package without nosey parents finding out. I ordered some book too, so I could say I am expecting a package, although they may want to see the actual contents. I am probably just going to stay home the next few days anyways as I don't feel to good. I was wondering tho, can the packages come at any time? Or do the workers come between certain working hours such as 9-5?

Any advice/storys involving ordering packages while living with parents is welcomed.

 

usually delivered before 6pm, if no one is home you have to go to the post office and pick it up(in north america at least) or call them and tell them to send it again(will only do this 2x), if someone in your house is home at all times then just stay home

 

I'm sure the packages you're receiving will be small enough where they will just leave it in your mail box, or drop it off at your door. Sometimes our postman drives all the way up our driveway and brings us big boxes. But you live in france right? So I'm not really sure how your postal system works. But I can imagine your predicament.. My mom would see a package of mine and be like ooo what'ya get??? lol So just try to get to the mail before your parent's do and hide the boxes until you're alone. You don't know what time your mail comes?? Unless of course you're talking about like ups or something.. where they might need your signature.. but I doubt it. I'm sure they are coming in the regular mail right?

 

your parents should have no reason to suspect u. why would they insist in seeing inside? do u not have any privacy?

 

Well thats what Im worrying about, its not regular mail, it will definetly be a BIG package as its dried cactus skins lol.

It's not really suspicous just general curoisity. They may think a relative sent it or something, and if I deny opening it in front of them well thats just damn sketchy.

 

yeah, me takes in a HUGE HUGE package weighing like 30kg...

mum: what the hell is that?
me: just some stuff
mum: kl
memg0dzorz they s3nt meh the wr0ng sh3t

or:

Mum: what did you buy this time
Me: just some pc parts
mum: this biGG???
me: yea they wrapped it up against damage pretty well
mum: let me see
me:allright fine, im stocking up on condoms for the future, great deal for 1000
mum: well aslong as youre practising safe sex
me: runs upstairs with box full random shit

 

^ lol.

me with big box...

mum: whats that?
me: errm some... errm... its drugs...
mum: hahaha you can be so funny sometimes... you want a sandwich?

 

^that might work.

otherwise just make up some bullshit story, tell'em it's stuff for whatever you're interested in, or something they're definitely NOT interested in, computer parts, comic books, games, etc. act uninterested and they won't be too interested either.