lol, old joke i remembered

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  1. Shane99X

    Shane99X Senior Member

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    God decided heaven was way too crowded so he made up a new rule: to get in you had to have died on a really bad day.

    A few days later a man walks up to the pearly gates.

    The angel remembers the rule and asks "how was your day today?"

    The man responds "terrible. I came home early from work and saw my wife lying naked in bed. I knew that she was cheating on me so i searched the house for the man she was with. When i went to the balcony i saw a man hanging over the edge. Furious, i stomped on his fingers, but on the way down he hit some trees and landed in the bushes. I looked around for something to smash him with, and the closest thing was the fridge. So i dragged the fridge out, pushed it over the side and smashed him good. I felt such satisfaction that i had a heart attack and died."

    The angel grins and says "welcome to heaven."

    A few hours later a second man walks up to the gates.

    The angel asks how his day was.

    "Terrible" the man says, "I was doing some pull ups off my balcony when i lost my grip and fell. Luckily i caught the the balcony on the next floor down and stopped my fall. Suddenly this crazy man stomps on my fingers and i fall to the ground, when i opened my eyes the last thing i saw was a fridge headed my way."

    Supressing a giggle the angel lets him into heaven.

    A few hours later a third man walks up to the gates.

    The angel asks him how his day was.

    The man replies "ok, picture this, im sitting naked in a fridge......
     
  2. semi_computer-geek

    semi_computer-geek Member

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    holey cow, that is halorius! got any more?
     
  3. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    I don't get it.. the guy sitting naked in the fridge was in that fridge that the first man who died hit the balcony guy with? So?
     
  4. Shane99X

    Shane99X Senior Member

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    the 3rd guy was sleeping with the 1st guys wife.

    it's ironic.

    trust me, it's funny.
     
  5. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    oh, so the balcony guy didn't have anything to do with it?
     
  6. Shane99X

    Shane99X Senior Member

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    no it was mistaken id, you don't get it at all?
     
  7. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    yes, now I get it!

    hahaha
     
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