God decided heaven was way too crowded so he made up a new rule: to get in you had to have died on a really bad day. A few days later a man walks up to the pearly gates. The angel remembers the rule and asks "how was your day today?" The man responds "terrible. I came home early from work and saw my wife lying naked in bed. I knew that she was cheating on me so i searched the house for the man she was with. When i went to the balcony i saw a man hanging over the edge. Furious, i stomped on his fingers, but on the way down he hit some trees and landed in the bushes. I looked around for something to smash him with, and the closest thing was the fridge. So i dragged the fridge out, pushed it over the side and smashed him good. I felt such satisfaction that i had a heart attack and died." The angel grins and says "welcome to heaven." A few hours later a second man walks up to the gates. The angel asks how his day was. "Terrible" the man says, "I was doing some pull ups off my balcony when i lost my grip and fell. Luckily i caught the the balcony on the next floor down and stopped my fall. Suddenly this crazy man stomps on my fingers and i fall to the ground, when i opened my eyes the last thing i saw was a fridge headed my way." Supressing a giggle the angel lets him into heaven. A few hours later a third man walks up to the gates. The angel asks him how his day was. The man replies "ok, picture this, im sitting naked in a fridge......
I don't get it.. the guy sitting naked in the fridge was in that fridge that the first man who died hit the balcony guy with? So?
