Drunk Dude vs. Stoned Dude...Who would Win???

So...If there ones one dude who'd been drinking Alcohol all day(lets say beer) & Another Dude can been smoking weed all day, If they got into a fight who would win?

 

Having taken both paths to self destruction I'd have to say the stoned person wins.
There's a point where a drunk is barely able to keep his balance, let alone throw a punch. Smoking all day means at some point weed is getting wasted because usually you're not getting any higher.

Stoned guy wins, but is pissed that the drunk guy fucked up his buzz.

 

Drunk person, the lack of pain alcohol causes would by far over compensate any motoe skill problems

 

I don't think either would win. It would be a sloppy roll around on the ground fight without any real damage. Then they would both declare victory, call the guy an asshole, and walk off.

In reality, if there was a confrontation, drunk dude would likely sucker punch the stoned dude, which is not really winnning.

Cheers

 

i think that the stoned guy would win as the drunk dude would be rolling around on the floor half the time due to lack of co-ordination.

 

the drunk guy, cuz the stoned guy wouldnt be fighting, unless it was me, cuz ill just kill him

 

the drunk guy (unfortuneately) the stoned guy would be too tired but if the drunk guy was an angry drunk (ever hear of an angry stoner?) the combonation of high pain tolorance and anger would killl the pot smokin dude (i got tired of saying stoner )

 

It's a difficult question to answer because it's so case by case eh? It also depends on how drunk the drunk guy was. After a shot or two think he might have an advantage, but then again after 8 shots the advantage could slide the other way.

I don't know who I would put money on, but I do know that seeing Eazy E makes me happy, I miss the great Eric Wright.

 

it depends on the ppl enit stoned person wouldnt wanna fight probly but if they did 'd say stoned guy if someone was drinking all day theit balance would be shit stoned guy would win

 

or the stoned guy would freak out and run off

 

Quite obviously drunk, I find myself having no pain and just this itching urge to smash my fists into something.

 

id say drunk person if they were t he same size and body weight because they feel less pain, but it all depends on the situation and the strength and fighting skills of each person.

 

okjay the drunk guy wouldnt feel an once of pain or emotion or be able to stand, the stoned guy would prolly have a bag of muncies laughing so id say its a tie lol

 

True it's all about how drunk the guy is. If not too drunk I think the drunk guy wins.

 

this thread reminds me of "The Irony Of It All" by The Streets.. check it.. an argument between a stoner and a drunk

 

hmm, this is tough. the drunk guy would probably be angrier because alcohol pretty much removes judgement, but at the same time the drunk guy would barely be able to stand, would see things with double vision, ect. the stoned guy would be less aggressive but not as intoxicated. both remove pain a great deal as well. so i dunno its a tough call.

 

Normally, I would say the stoned guy, but I know a couple of exceptions to that rule. There are a few people I know who you just don't fuck with when they're drunk.

 

Ok then lets say that the two ppl involved in the fight are exzactly the same, same age, same size, same fighting ability. The only thing different is one guy is totally para & the other is totally stoned, who then?

 

I'm afraid you missed the point of my response. There are a couple of people I know who become more intimidating when they get drunk. But other than those rare exceptions I'll take the high guy every time.

 

if their the same stoned sure drunk guys more angry and feels less paimn but stoned would be able to fight better be faster etc