Drunk Dude vs. Stoned Dude...Who would Win???

Depends how drunk. Why always the fighting anyway?

 

drunk fo sho, you know when you get drunk and someone says something that you think is shit talk, you just turn around and go "WHAT DID YOU SAY MOTHERFUCKER!?!?" and when your stoned your just like "dude, dont say that man" drunk = angruh, stoned = munchuh

 

it really all depends.

 

the drunk guy would kill the stoned guy. drunk's have aggression, and stoners are just lazy so it's not much of a fair fight.

 

pot impairs co-ordination, increases your sensitivity, decreases glycemia and may cause panick/paranoia. alcohol doesnt ruin muscular co-ordination as fast as pot, gives you some extra calories to waste, makes you insensible impulsive and reckless. alcohol causes riots. pot is the drug of peace.
so i think that the drunk guy would kill the stoned guy.

 

my dad on the reservation got and still probally gets in a lot of fights (havent seen him since i was born heard storys) well he got in a lot of bar fights with sober people when he was drunk got the shit beat out of him when he was high hed get in a lot of fights too dunno why lol but he always won and same when he was sober. but i think the stoned guy would win since i can fight better high unless your one of those kids who started smoking the other day most of the kids who do that are retarded and cant control thier high

 

I would have to say the drunk guy.. the stoned guy would probably be too stoned to even want to fight.. lol

 

Probly the stoned guy. When im drunk i can barely walk let alon fight someone but if i was stoned then i could knock a bitch out.

 

Drunk people have the right attitude but a lot of people seem to forget that most people can't fight for shit when they're drunk as much as they may want to.

 

Anger and loss of coordination doesn't help you much in a fight. While high its almost impossible to piss me off, but if I had a belligerent drunk dude harassing me yes I would kick his ass high.

Compared with alcohol I don't seem to lose very much coordination or anything while high. When drunk I get clumsy really easily, if I were to fight drunk I would end up missing a punch somehow and falling on the ground. That would never happen while high. Yeah my pain tolerance would probably decrease though, so I'd be less willing to fight after a few punches had been thrown.

I'd say pound-for-pound, and skill-for-skill, a stoner would beat a drunk in a fight. I've known from personal experience that no matter how blazed I am, I can still get it together enough if I need to (for a fight, OD, cops coming, etc).

 

Some people are arguing how thr drunk guy would be too drunk to even fight, but you gotta remember that's being near belligerant drunk, most people don't get totally trashed every time they drink.

 

The Drunk guy. He would feel no pain plus most people who are high don't want to fight in the first place. That doesn't mean they will lose but I'm sure it hurts the fighting spirit when you dont want to fight.

 

drunk guy.... the stoned guy would probably be to lazy to do anything..

 

i say the drunk guy!
stoners tend to be way more mellow and "chill" about things, whereas drunks tend to be, well....angry. not ALL, just... ALOT. lol.

 

Yeah I think its more than likey the stoned guy would freak out & run off (I know I would), in that way the drunk guy would win by default. But if the stoned guy was angry stoned (doesn't happen very often) or if enough adrealine is running & he didnt have any other choice, he'd manage to get his shit together kick the drunk guys ass. The stoned dude would have more skill & agility than the clumsy drunk. However the drunk would be more agressive & if he managed to land a punch it could be fatal. So its a tough one.